"You can put this on one of those wacko websites." Ugh. Do I come down to your work and slap the shark with a penis in its mouth out of your mouth? It's not my fault that I haven't... CONTINUE READING IT'S A SHARK WITH A PENIS IN ITS MOUTH KIND OF DAY»
Posted on August 25, 2009 in Cute As Balls
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Tags: Florida | Penises | Sharks
If you watch it against your better judgment, knowing that it's not something that you want to watch, you'll be super mad at me. So rather than shock anyone, here's a description: some guys were on a fishing trip near... CONTINUE READING HERE'S THE GROSS THING I PROMISED: SHARK EATS DEAD HORSE»
Posted on June 26, 2009 in Animals On Film, Gross
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Tags: Horses | Sharks
Jessica Alba stood in a business plaza in downtown Chicago dressed in cargo pants and a bikini top holding a burlap sack. She wore a baseball hat pulled down low and sunglasses to be "incognito," which was a word she... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: JESSICA ALBA SAVES THE GREAT WHITE SHARKS»
Posted on June 11, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Death Cab For Cutie | Jessica Alba | Sharks
According to TMZ, Jessica Alba is in some trouble because some photos have surfaced of her putting up shark posters? Around Oklahoma City? Late at night? To increase awareness about great white sharks? Because that's something that Oklahoma City knows... CONTINUE READING JESSICA ALBA LIVES EVERY WEEK LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK»
Posted on June 9, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: Idiocracy | Jessica Alba | Sharks
This video/PSA, in which a Southern Gentleman purports to have seen "rich, white" fishermen use kittens and cats as shark and marlin bait in South America, is starting to get very viral (along with the website saveourcatsfromfishermen.com). To me, it... CONTINUE READING "SAVE OUR CATS FROM FISHERMEN" MIGHT BE FAKE, BUT IT'S MESSED UP EITHER WAY»
Posted on January 26, 2009 in Animals On Film, Backlashes
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Tags: Cats | Sharks
It's almost impossible to watch this helicopter footage from yesterday of swimmers on a California beach just minding their own business and not freaking out as a school of sharks lurks just a few feet away without screaming at the... CONTINUE READING OH MY GOD, LADY, YOU'RE SWIMMING WITH SHARKS»
Posted on August 20, 2008 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Aimee Mann | Coachella | John Hodgman | Paul F. Tompkins | Sharks | Ted Leo
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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