Ladies, Be Careful What You Promise In Those "Love Coupons"

In this well-done UCB Comedy video (they're killing it lately!), a happy couple learns that a forgotten "Love Coupon" can turn into a curse. Not totally completely safe for work, but not porn or anything: I love the "preparation" scene,... CONTINUE READING LADIES, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU PROMISE IN THOSE "LOVE COUPONS"»

Posted on June 22, 2009 in Sketch Comedy (21 comments)
Tags: Dating | Sex

Leighton Meester Sex Tape Gossip Girl Blast

Leighton Meester has a sex tape now? NO WONDER SHE DIDN'T GET INTO YALE (I HATE MYSELF!). The worst part is that TMZ already made all of the "xoxo" and "spotted" jokes, so there isn't even a clever way to... CONTINUE READING LEIGHTON MEESTER SEX TAPE GOSSIP GIRL BLAST»

Posted on June 19, 2009 in Sex Tapes (37 comments)
Tags: Blair Waldorf | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Sex

NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase

Sorry guys. It's barely even lunchtime (as if there would ever be a good time for this). This is awful and inappropriate. It is also hilarious. Usually, of course, Videogum does not cover "blind items" because we can barely deal... CONTINUE READING NSFW: NAME THAT CATCH/CUMPHRASE»

Posted on June 18, 2009 in Celebrity Gossip!, NSFW, Where Were They Then? (210 comments)
Tags: It's The '90s | Sex | Sitcoms

Jonas Brothers Sex Bomb!

This is great. A bunch of elementary school kids in Brooklyn gathered in the auditorium to watch the Jonas Brothers movie (for education, mostly) and instead they got the Boners Brothers Movie (or some variation on the Boners Brothers). From... CONTINUE READING JONAS BROTHERS SEX BOMB!»

Posted on June 15, 2009 (43 comments)
Tags: Children | Jonas Brothers | Porno | Sex

That's Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Guy

Monster your boyfriend right here. Your boyfriend all over the place. What your boyfriend (and make no mistake, this guy is YOUR BOYFRIEND) says is NSFW, so headphones UP. It's OK to propose to a guy, right? We're at that... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: THIS FUCKING GUY»

Posted on May 29, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend (68 comments)
Tags: Netherlands | NSFW | Sex

The TWSS Archives: Dawn Soap Commercial

Date: Unknown Time: Unknown Location: Broadcast television Source: afrojacks.com Description: In 1970s-era Dawn soap commercial, traditional advertising mechanism of heterosexual couple discussing the benefits of domestic cleaning products in comforting, recognizable "home" setting takes unexpected turn with the almost imperceptible... CONTINUE READING THE TWSS ARCHIVES: DAWN SOAP COMMERCIAL»

Posted on May 26, 2009 in TWSS Archives (13 comments)
Tags: Dawn Soap | Girls | Sex | The 1970s

That's Your Boyfriend: Dutch Piano Player

Your boyfriend wrote this song for you. (NSFW lyrics, headphones UP.) You take your men the way you take your coffee: jaunty and foreign and weird. One time, when you were both visiting your parents, you casually mentioned his love... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: DUTCH PIANO PLAYER»

Posted on May 7, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend (31 comments)
Tags: Dutch Singer | Sex

That's Your Nightmare: Femskins

Holy shit. First of all, let me just say I AM ALREADY SORRY FOR THIS. Second of all, let me say that you should feel absolutely no obligation (duh) to click through this post for the video, because once you... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR NIGHTMARE: FEMSKINS»

Posted on April 6, 2009 in Sex Tapes, WTF, YouTube? (52 comments)
Tags: Femskins | Lollapalooza | Nightmares | Sex | The Decemberists

How To Peace Out With "Genital Weightlifting"

Let he or she who would not immediately click on a YouTube video titled "Psychedelic Genital Weightlifting" throw the first stone. This seems to be a real thing (it's kind of SFW, too, oddly). And it's for boys AND girls!:... CONTINUE READING HOW TO PEACE OUT WITH "GENITAL WEIGHTLIFTING"»

Posted on April 2, 2009 in Instructional Videos, Video Skeletons (12 comments)
Tags: Sex

Desperately Seeking Brody

A guy on Craigslist in Chicago leaves a Missed Connection for Brody Jenner. Is Brody secretly gay? More importantly, is rubbing ice cubes on your chest something that people in Chicago think is seductive?... CONTINUE READING DESPERATELY SEEKING BRODY»

Posted on March 12, 2009 in Behind The Scenes (1 comments)
Tags: Brody Jenner | Bromance | Craigslist | Homosexuals | Sex

Roger Ebert Talks About Dr. Manhattan's Ejaculate, Obviously

Roger Ebert posted his review of Watchmen today. I haven't really read it because NO SPOILERS. Since there's absolutely no way to know what happens in that movie without seeing it or reading a review of it, absolutely no way... CONTINUE READING ROGER EBERT TALKS ABOUT DR. MANHATTAN'S EJACULATE, OBVIOUSLY»

Posted on March 5, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic, What America Wants (5 comments)
Tags: Roger Ebert | Sex | Watchmen | Zak Snyder

That's Your Boyfriend: Guy Who Sexes Blow Up Dolls In Publix Parking Lot

(via Dlisted) The best part is that he had TWO blow-up dolls in the car with him. He was tired of vanilla grocery store parking lot exhibitionist onanistic blow-up doll sex with just ONE "partner." What does he look... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: GUY WHO SEXES BLOW UP DOLLS IN PUBLIX PARKING LOT»

Posted on February 6, 2009 in Local News, That's Your Boyfriend (4 comments)
Tags: Florida | Girls | Groceries | Sex

NSFW: Vagina Power Is Going Viral

Alexyss K. Tylor is already an internet sensation with YouTube clips from her Atlanta area cable access show about modern sexuality, Vagina Power. Duh. But apparently she's moving to the web with a series of EXCLUSIVE "episodes" of Vagina Power... CONTINUE READING NSFW: VAGINA POWER IS GOING VIRAL»

Posted on November 14, 2008 in WebJunk (3 comments)
Tags: Alexyss K. Tylor | Sex | Vagina Power

It's Like Walking In On Your Parents For An Hour And A Half

Back in the late '70s, your mom used to get really high and fuck a ton of dudes, according to this trailer for American Swing (NSFW): Whoops, you have AIDS now. That trailer gave you AIDS. SORRY. The problem with... CONTINUE READING IT'S LIKE WALKING IN ON YOUR PARENTS FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF»

Posted on August 19, 2008 in Trailer (7 comments)
Tags: American Swing | Coachella | NSFW | Sex | TV On The Radio

I Believe The Children Are Our Sexually Frustrated Future

A recent study conducted by the Parents Television Council found that sex continues to permeate television, and that most of that sex is pre- or extra-marital, with depictions of monogamous sex in a loving, legally binding relationship are less common... CONTINUE READING I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN ARE OUR SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED FUTURE»

Posted on August 6, 2008 in Everyone's A Critic (1 comments)
Tags: Academy Awards | Kate Winslet | Parents Television Council | Sex

You Can Make It Up: Batman And The Joker Have Sex With Each Other

Batman rubbed lotion on the Joker's tense shoulders. The Joker closed his eyes in either ecstasy or insanity, it was hard to tell. Lavender scented candles fluttered in the night breeze that blew through the French windows, kissing the napes... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: BATMAN AND THE JOKER HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER»

Posted on July 17, 2008 in You Can Make It Up (13 comments)
Tags: Batman | Sex | The Dark Knight

Woody Allen's Next Movie Is Just Going To Be Scarlett Johansson And An Old Jew Silently Fucking In A Bagel Store

The trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, guys: Yes, this looks boring. No, Woody Allen hasn't made a truly important film in almost 20 years. But you have to give him credit for cutting out all the... CONTINUE READING WOODY ALLEN'S NEXT MOVIE IS JUST GOING TO BE SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND AN OLD JEW SILENTLY FUCKING IN A BAGEL STORE»

That's Your Girlfriend: Weekend Edition

That's Your Girlfriend is a game where I see your girlfriend and point her out to you. Oh, look, here she is. You guys have brunch together on Sundays. And sex.... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND: WEEKEND EDITION»

Posted on April 25, 2008 in That's Your Boyfriend (2 comments)
Tags: Brunch | Cake | Sex