Gossip Girl: Blair Has An Itch That Only Chuck Can Have Sex With

We open this week on Blair masturbating. Haha. That sentence. We open this week on Blair masturbating. OK! Dorata, her maid, catches her and tells her that God is always watching. Um, shut up, Dorata. Considering the fact that this... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: BLAIR HAS AN ITCH THAT ONLY CHUCK CAN HAVE SEX WITH»

Gossip Girl: Serena Should Be Given Up For Adoption

Bart Bass is back from Billionaire Island or whatever, so it's time for the Basses and the Van Der Woodsens to become a family. Because Lilly and Bart got married last spring, and you know the rule about when both... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: SERENA SHOULD BE GIVEN UP FOR ADOPTION»

Gossip Girl: Yale Ready For This

This week's episode opens with a dream sequence. It's basically My Fair Lady, with Blair as Eliza Doolittle taking diction lessons from Henry Higgins, who we will later recognize as the dean of Yale, and then Serena walks in and... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: YALE READY FOR THIS»

Gossip Girl: Charlie Trout, Don Grumphrey, Clair Waldorn, And Selena Ban Der Foodsen Go To Fashion Week

It's Fashion Week! This is obviously a show about high school because the most important thing to remember is IT'S FASHION WEEK. I remember when I was in high school every fall it was like "Ugh, isn't western civ over... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: CHARLIE TROUT, DON GRUMPHREY, CLAIR WALDORN, AND SELENA BAN DER FOODSEN GO TO FASHION WEEK»

Gossip Girl: Looks Like The Chuck Bass Has Become The Master

It's the first day back to school, so you know what that means! Actually, I thought I knew what that meant, but I clearly don't. Within the first five minutes of the show both Serena and Jenny Humphrey suggest to... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: LOOKS LIKE THE CHUCK BASS HAS BECOME THE MASTER»

Gossip Girl: Our National Dan And Serena Nightmare Comes To An End

It's still summer in New York City, according to Gossip Girl. It's 102 degrees! Everyone is so sweaty! Things pick up where they left off last week. Nate is apologizing to Vanessa for standing her up last week but also... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: OUR NATIONAL DAN AND SERENA NIGHTMARE COMES TO AN END»

Gossip Girl: With Parents Like These, Who Needs Children

Picking up where we left off last week, the children are all in the Hamptons, but summer is winding down and it's time to return to the big city. Dan and Serena wake up on a beach after fucking all... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: WITH PARENTS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS CHILDREN»

Gossip Girl: And Here We...Go

Just in time! Last night, I watched the season 1 finale of Gossip Girl right before season 2 began. I did it! Success! I win/lose! So, after Dan broke up with Serena and Chuck left Blair waiting on the helipad... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: AND HERE WE...GO»

Chuck And Blair Are Probably Just Talking About Last Winter

There are thee leaked scenes from season 2 of Gossip Girl on the internet right now. I'm not watching them because as far as I'm concerned, it's still late winter at Constance. Can you believe Georgina is back? I wonder... CONTINUE READING CHUCK AND BLAIR ARE PROBABLY JUST TALKING ABOUT LAST WINTER»

Yikes: How To Be Like Serena Van Der Woodsen From Gossip Girl

In some ways, WikiHow is a good website. A friend of mine used it to learn how to make a 3D dinosaur cake, which is the first time the internet has ever been useful to anyone! Sorry, Google. Don't be... CONTINUE READING YIKES: HOW TO BE LIKE SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN FROM GOSSIP GIRL»

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