Do you guys remember Charlie Sheen's bonkers 9/11 fan fiction? Of course you do. Because you printed it out and bound it in leather, and embossed the cover with gold-leaf lettering that reads "Most Important Fiction." That shit was insane,... CONTINUE READING CHARLIE SHEEN WANTS TO GIVE YOU $$$ TO PRETEND HE IS NORMAL»
Posted on November 18, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Charlie Sheen | Fan Fiction | September 11th | Yikes
Just as every year downtown New York is illuminated by twin beams of memorial light, so too does Videogum observe it's own 9/11 tradition of posting the video in which a terribly misguided mime impersonates the mime airplanes hitting the... CONTINUE READING HAPPY 9/11 DAY, YOU GUYS»
Posted on September 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Mimes | September 11th
Charlie Sheen knew that meeting with Barack Obama, the leader of the Western world, was a tremendous privilege. Not everyone with a terrible sitcom and a history of porn addiction got to meet with the Commander in Chief to discuss... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: CHARLIE SHEEN'S REAL MEETING WITH BARACK OBAMA»
Posted on September 10, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Charlie Sheen | September 11th
Oh wow, speaking of coconuts. Charlie Sheen (Terminal Velocity, Scary Movie 4) recently published a transcript of his 20-minute conversation with President Barack Obama (on a website called Prison Planet, which is how you know it's not going to be... CONTINUE READING CHARLIE SHEEN'S 9/11 FAN FICTION»
Posted on September 9, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Charlie Sheen | Fan Fiction | September 11th
First of all, I am SORRY about this. But that's the way it goes. Some mornings you wake up and it's a video of a cat eating all the birthday cake, and some mornings you wake up and it's this.... CONTINUE READING THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11»
Posted on September 3, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Horror Survival | September 11th | World Wildlife Federation
Regardless of what Reign Over Me actually is as a movie, it has a built-in tragic flaw. Even if it was the most incredibly moving drama (it's not) that featured the most incredible performances (it doesn't) and the most stunning... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: REIGN OVER ME»
Posted on June 8, 2009 in
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Tags: Adam Sandler | Don Cheadle | Reign Over Me | September 11th
In a recent interview, Mariah Carey has a whole new theory on why her movie Glitter was a disaster, and it's basically her senior thesis paper for Logic University. From Celebitchy (via ONTD): "That movie was released on September 11th,... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: GLITTER DID NOT FAIL BECAUSE OF 9/11»
Posted on June 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Genius Bar | Glitter | Mariah Carey | September 11th
I don't know how to set this up other than to say that it's totally real: BULLETIN: Obviously, you would be insane not to take advantage of this amazing bargain. Who wouldn't want a .999 silver-plated commemorative September 11th 20... CONTINUE READING BE THE FIRST KID ON YOUR BLOCK TO KILL YOURSELF»
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