How do you get to the United States Senate? Practice!... CONTINUE READING A BRIEF HISTORY OF AL FRANKEN DRAWING A MAP OF THE UNITED STATES FROM MEMORY»
Posted on September 8, 2009 in Pranks And Stunts, Where Are They Now?, Where Were They Then?
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Tags: Al Franken | Maps | Parlor Tricks | Senate
As you know by now (and if you don't know by now, you should get better at knowing things), Senator Ted Kennedy died last night. Obviously, I can't effectively or meaningfully eulogize him, and the world does not need me... CONTINUE READING HEAVEN JUST GOT A LITTLE MORE TED KENNEDY»
Posted on August 26, 2009 in Death, Politics
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Tags: Health | Senate | Ted Kennedy | Weezer
Man, I didn't even realize this was still going on. Note to Bravo: please start putting a political news ticker at the bottom of Real Housewives. From the AP: ST. PAUL, Minn. -- The Minnesota Supreme Court has ordered that... CONTINUE READING AL FRANKEN HAS WON IN THE MINNESOTA SUPREME COURT»
Posted on June 30, 2009 in Politics
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Tags: 2008 Election | Al Franken | Norm Coleman | Senate | Stuart Smalley
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