I went to see Dustin Diamond perform at a local comedy club. I had a few drinks. Post-show, he was standing outside of the club taking Polaroids with fans and signing autographs. I told him that we were going to... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: I DIDN'T FUCK SCREECH»
Posted on July 9, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Dustin Diamond | Friendship | Screech
Well, not me, this lady fucked Screech. "The pillow talk consisted of 45 minutes of Diamond telling me about Adult Swim cartoons." Yuck, but believable. ... CONTINUE READING I FUCKED SCREECH»
Posted on July 8, 2009 in NSFW
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Tags: Dustin Diamond | Saved By The Bell | Screech | Sex
In what NY Mag's Vulture calls "The greatest book deal in the history of the universe", Dustin "Screech" Diamond has sold a tell-all memoir about his Saved By The Bell days: Behind the Bell, which Gotham Books preempted from Objective... CONTINUE READING IF THE SCREECH SAVED BY THE BELL TELL-ALL TOOK THIS LONG, CAN IT BE GOOD?»
Posted on July 24, 2008 in Celebrity Autobiography
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Tags: Dustin Diamond | Saved By The Bell | Screech
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