I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news. The bad news is that summer is almost over, and you know what that means: back to school, where no one even knows ANYTHING. Teachers are the…   Read Story »

The past few entries in the Porno Switcheroo Archives have been rather tame. Mostly off-color DVR descriptions, and a South Carolinian madman who is confused about the quality of his art. But today…   Read Story »

Oh snap! Listen up, dudez who truly believe they will see a female President of the United States in their lifetime and are ready for that day to come, and gurrrrls who dream of being that…   Read Story »

Bling Bling! Yo dogs. Today I want to rap at all of you about something that is pretty dope: staying in school. "Oh man, we already heard all that jive, cat. Don't be a squresville." That's what…   Read Story »

Harvard University is going to be offering a class about The Wire as a study in American poverty. As if that's going to help anyone take back the towers.   Read Story »

Needless to say, this is your essay question: Embedded video from CNN Video Incredible. "If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?" Oh to spend one hour in the living…   Read Story »

Look at this guy! Lyric, AKA the Lyrical God. He's like the anti-Soulja Boy (for now). Killing it. We can do it all, you guys. Even if we fail, at least we will have tried. This kid is great. We…   Read Story »

Ha! Look, the message is a good one and the cause is completely respectable. Besides, Mr. Wayne is very influential these days. So maybe a completely disingenuous plea with America to do something…   Read Story »

What? You've never had to stand up in front of the whole class and deliver your report? I hope those guys got whatever the Russian equivalent of an A is for their AP Death Metal Thesis class.…   Read Story »

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