Harvard University is going to be offering a class about The Wire as a study in American poverty. As if that's going to help anyone take back the towers.... CONTINUE READING WHERE CLASS AT, STRING? HOW DO I GET TO CLASS?»
Posted on October 30, 2009 in Netflix It
(9 comments)
Tags: Harvard | School | The Decemberists | The Wire
Needless to say, this is your essay question: Embedded video from CNN Video Incredible. "If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?" Oh to spend one hour in the living hellscape that is the human mind... CONTINUE READING TEACHER ASKS HER STUDENTS TO WRITE IMPORTANT ESSAY ON SIBLING GOLDEN SHOWERS»
Posted on September 21, 2009 in Creepy
(51 comments)
Tags: Children | Idiocracy | School | Teachers
Look at this guy! Lyric, AKA the Lyrical God. He's like the anti-Soulja Boy (for now). Killing it. We can do it all, you guys. Even if we fail, at least we will have tried. This kid is great. We... CONTINUE READING LET'S PAINT, EXERCISE, AND MAKE RAPS ON OUR DESKS»
Posted on August 28, 2009 in Music Related Content, Viral Video
(31 comments)
Tags: Hip Hop | Lyric | School | YouTube Commenters
Ha! Look, the message is a good one and the cause is completely respectable. Besides, Mr. Wayne is very influential these days. So maybe a completely disingenuous plea with America to do something that is completely contrary to everything... CONTINUE READING LIL WAYNE WOULD LIKE YOU TO STAY IN SCHOOL, WHATEVER THAT IS»
Posted on August 26, 2009 in PSAs
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Tags: Asher Roth | Bobb'e J. Thompson | Children | College | Lil Wayne | School
What? You've never had to stand up in front of the whole class and deliver your report? I hope those guys got whatever the Russian equivalent of an A is for their AP Death Metal Thesis class. Except for the... CONTINUE READING IN RUSSIA, HOMEWORK PROCRASTINATES ON YOU!»
Posted on April 20, 2009 in Viral Video
(11 comments)
Tags: Death Metal | Russia | School
WAKE UP!... CONTINUE READING HEY, JAMES FRANCO»
Posted on March 10, 2009 in Celebrity Gossip!
(2 comments)
Tags: James Franco | School
The thin girl with pink streaks dyed in her hair picked at the dried skin on her fingernails, as she did during every critique. Her eyes jumped nervously from face to face as she tried to gauge people's reactions to... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: DIABLO CODY LEADS A CREATIVE WRITING CRITIQUE»
Posted on December 11, 2008 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Diablo Cody | School
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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