Strictly For The Scarlett Johansson Heads

Scarlett Johansson made her televised singing debut with Pete Yorn in France. Oh well. If it doesn't work out (and it won't work out), she can always go back to being a self-absorbed and not-nearly-as-talented-as-we-all-used-to-think actress.... CONTINUE READING STRICTLY FOR THE SCARLETT JOHANSSON HEADS»

Posted on September 15, 2009 in Music Related Content (0 comments)
Tags: Pete Yorn | Scarlett Johansson

Built Stark Towers, Throw The Biggest Events/Got Liquid, Armor, I Can Paint All Dents

And so it begins. Viral marketing website for Stark Industries. Iron Man II comes out in just one billion more months! ... CONTINUE READING BUILT STARK TOWERS, THROW THE BIGGEST EVENTS/GOT LIQUID, ARMOR, I CAN PAINT ALL DENTS»

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Black Dahlia

It's easy to romanticize the past. From the nagging perspective of the present, where life is at best a day-to-day struggle with frustrating obligations (and at worst, you know, Darfur), and our culture seems determined to implode under the weight... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: THE BLACK DAHLIA»

Posted on March 9, 2009 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (105 comments)
Tags: Aaron Eckhart | Brian De Palma | Josh Hartnett | Scarlett Johansson | The Black Dahlia

Friday Fight: How Can You Be Into He's Just Not That Into You?

gabe: you're going to see he's just not that into you, aren't you gabe: unless you already saw it gabe: last night at midnight gabe: "faster FANDANGO" lindsay: Yeah, actually, I'm dragging six people to it tomorrow night gabe: do... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: HOW CAN YOU BE INTO HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU?»

We're Just Not That Into Scarlett Johansson's Jeff Buckley Cover

Scarlett Johansson covers Jeff Buckley's "Last Goodbye" for the He's Just Not That Into You soundtrack. It's not horrible or anything, but, like, you'll see: it's on Stereogum. ... CONTINUE READING WE'RE JUST NOT THAT INTO SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S JEFF BUCKLEY COVER»

Posted on January 27, 2009 in Music Related Content (0 comments)
Tags: He's Just Not That Into You | Scarlett Johansson | Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Silly Witty Barcelona

The New York Times published Woody Allen's humorous Vicky Cristy Barcelona set diary this weekend. It's kind of funny, which means it's just a little too funny for Shouts and Murmurs.... CONTINUE READING SILLY WITTY BARCELONA»

Posted on August 25, 2008 in Behind The Scenes (0 comments)
Tags: Javier Bardem | Penelope Cruz | Scarlett Johansson | Vicky Cristina Barcelona | Woody Allen

What Has Two Thumbs And Won't Be Seeing Frank Miller's The Spirit

Hint: it's this guy. This trailer is a couple days old, but I was fulfilling my civic duty, so relax. Anyway, I have some really bad news for people who were looking forward to Frank Miller's The Spirit. The bad... CONTINUE READING WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS AND WON'T BE SEEING FRANK MILLER'S THE SPIRIT»

Posted on July 17, 2008 in Trailer (8 comments)
Tags: Frank Miller | Scarlett Johansson | The Spirit | Will Eisner

He's Just Not That Into You: The Next How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days

It's always weird when a non-fiction article or book is optioned as a fictional movie (Fast Food Nation, Adaptation) but this trailer for the movie based on the self-help book He's Just Not That Into You, starring Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer... CONTINUE READING HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU: THE NEXT HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS»

Woody Allen's Next Movie Is Just Going To Be Scarlett Johansson And An Old Jew Silently Fucking In A Bagel Store

The trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, guys: Yes, this looks boring. No, Woody Allen hasn't made a truly important film in almost 20 years. But you have to give him credit for cutting out all the... CONTINUE READING WOODY ALLEN'S NEXT MOVIE IS JUST GOING TO BE SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND AN OLD JEW SILENTLY FUCKING IN A BAGEL STORE»

The Spirit Is Still Going To Be Released In Theaters

I just got a press release reiterating what I had seen on blogs, that Frank Miller's The Spirit will now be released a whole month earlier than previously announced. Repeat, Frank Miller's The Spirit will now hit theaters on Christmas... CONTINUE READING THE SPIRIT IS STILL GOING TO BE RELEASED IN THEATERS»

Scarlett Johansson's High School Video Project

I've been skeptical of the whole Scarlett Johansson recording an album thing. I've only heard the one song, "Falling Down," and it sounds like someone did too much Jesus and Mary Chain karaoke on the set of Lost in Translation.... CONTINUE READING SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S HIGH SCHOOL VIDEO PROJECT»

Posted on April 29, 2008 in Music Related Content (19 comments)
Tags: Scarlett Johansson | Tom Waits

Scarlett Johansson Is Just Not That Into Helping People

Scarlett Johnasson is teaming up with Oxfam to offer the latest in viral interactive WebTV charity efforts. You can, as we speak, bid on eBay for a chance to meet Scarlett Johansson for what will definitely be at least four... CONTINUE READING SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS JUST NOT THAT INTO HELPING PEOPLE»