Saw VI didn't do that well at the box office this year for some reason*. But don't worry, America, there are going to keep being Saw movies ))>... CONTINUE READING THE MAKERS OF SAW ARE PROFESSORS BUSINESS OVER HERE»
Posted on November 13, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
(27 comments)
Tags: C.R.E.AM. | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Saw VII
Dear People Who Would Actually Go to a Saw-themed Haunted House, So, I heard about your haunted house. It's going to be at the Circus Circus casino in Las Vegas this October as part of a promotional tie-in with Saw... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY GO TO A SAW-THEMED HAUNTED HOUSE»
Posted on July 28, 2009 in An Open Letter, What America Wants
(34 comments)
Tags: Assholes | Halloween | Haunted Houses | Horror Survival | Idiocracy | Jigsaw | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Saw VII
A deal has already been struck for Saw VII, or as I like to call it, Saw ))((.... CONTINUE READING OH YES, THERE WILL BE ANOTHER GODDAMNED SAW MOVIE»
Posted on July 24, 2009 in What America Wants
(23 comments)
Tags: Jigsaw | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Saw VII | Tobin Bell
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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