Saw VI didn't do that well at the box office this year for some reason*. But don't worry, America, there are going to keep being Saw movies ))>... CONTINUE READING THE MAKERS OF SAW ARE PROFESSORS BUSINESS OVER HERE»
Posted on November 13, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
(27 comments)
Tags: C.R.E.AM. | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Saw VII
Dear People Who Would Actually Go to a Saw-themed Haunted House, So, I heard about your haunted house. It's going to be at the Circus Circus casino in Las Vegas this October as part of a promotional tie-in with Saw... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY GO TO A SAW-THEMED HAUNTED HOUSE»
Posted on July 28, 2009 in An Open Letter, What America Wants
(34 comments)
Tags: Assholes | Halloween | Haunted Houses | Horror Survival | Idiocracy | Jigsaw | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Saw VII
A deal has already been struck for Saw VII, or as I like to call it, Saw ))((.... CONTINUE READING OH YES, THERE WILL BE ANOTHER GODDAMNED SAW MOVIE»
Posted on July 24, 2009 in What America Wants
(23 comments)
Tags: Jigsaw | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Saw VII | Tobin Bell
Saw is fucking stupid. And I'm just going to assume that all of the sequels are equally fucking stupid. (Probably not as stupid as the Saw roller coaster, though.) Personally, I have not seen them. I recognize that it's a... CONTINUE READING THIS RED BAND CLIP FROM SAW VI IS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THE SAW FRANCHISE»
Posted on July 23, 2009 in Hate-Watching
(72 comments)
Tags: Fucking Liars | Horror Survival | Nightmares | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Tobin Bell
It's funny, when I think about the Saw franchise I think about how it's the worst franchise, but I don't think about how it's the worst INTERNATIONALLY. The French poster for Saw V hit the internet today. It's basically a... CONTINUE READING OH OUI, THERE WILL BE THE FRENCH WORD FOR BLOOD»
Posted on September 24, 2008 in Movie Posters
(4 comments)
Tags: Saw V
This is one of the strangest, creepiest PSAs I've ever seen. Saw's Tobin Bell for the American Red Cross on how they "want your blood": I guess it's not enough that the movies are "about" "teaching" people to "appreciate their... CONTINUE READING TOBIN BELL CLAIMS THE SAW MOVIES HAVE SAVED OVER 235,000 LIVES»
Posted on September 15, 2008 in Movie Marketing, PSAs
(3 comments)
Tags: Saw | Saw V | The Decemberists | Tobin Bell
A new poster has been released for Saw V. It features a man with his head caught in a steampunk's aquarium, which is apparently one of the scariest places to find your head, and the tag line says "You Won't... CONTINUE READING SAW V: OH YES, THERE WILL BE SPOILERS»
Posted on August 29, 2008 in Movie Posters
(37 comments)
Tags: Saw V | Spoilers | Torture Porn
I hate "torture porn" in general, but I especially hate the Saw franchise. Wait, let me get this straight, people learn how to truly appreciate the gift of life by being tortured and then murdered? Lame. Jigsaw, if you are... CONTINUE READING SAW V: HAPPY KILLMORE (SORRY)»
Posted on June 30, 2008 in Movie Posters
(8 comments)
Tags: Saw | Saw V
Production begins today on Terminator 4, or Terminator Salvation, and what's grabbing all the headlines is that the newest installment is looking for a PG-13 rating. Naturally, it raises a few questions about just how effective an apocalyptic robot bent... CONTINUE READING TERMINATOR 4 IS NO FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY»
Posted on May 5, 2008 in What America Wants
(1 comments)
Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger | Bang Bus | Christian Bale | Last Tango In Paris | Reservoir Dogs | Saw V | Terminator 4 | Terminator: Salvation
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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