Videogum Home - designed by Guilherme Rosa

 

Saw Archives

10 posts


An Open Letter To The People Who Would Actually Go To A Saw-Themed Haunted House

Dear People Who Would Actually Go to a Saw-themed Haunted House, So, I heard about your haunted house. It's going to be at the Circus Circus casino in Las Vegas this October as part of a promotional tie-in with Saw...  CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY GO TO A SAW-THEMED HAUNTED HOUSE»

Posted on July 28, 2009 in , (34 comments)
Tags:  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |


Oh Yes, There Will Be Another Goddamned Saw Movie

A deal has already been struck for Saw VII, or as I like to call it, Saw ))((....  CONTINUE READING OH YES, THERE WILL BE ANOTHER GODDAMNED SAW MOVIE»

Posted on July 24, 2009 in (23 comments)
Tags:  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |


This Red Band Clip From Saw VI Is Everything That Is Wrong WIth The Saw Franchise

Saw is fucking stupid. And I'm just going to assume that all of the sequels are equally fucking stupid. (Probably not as stupid as the Saw roller coaster, though.) Personally, I have not seen them. I recognize that it's a...  CONTINUE READING THIS RED BAND CLIP FROM SAW VI IS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THE SAW FRANCHISE»

Posted on July 23, 2009 in (72 comments)
Tags:  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |


In Germany, The Lingerie Commercials Are Inspired By Saw

Women be tearing each other to pieces over the last pink bra: Hey, wait, what about that whole thing where in Europe sex on TV is fine but violence is bad, and in America it's the opposite? Either this (certainly...  CONTINUE READING IN GERMANY, THE LINGERIE COMMERCIALS ARE INSPIRED BY SAW»

Posted on April 22, 2009 in (11 comments)
Tags:  |  |  |


Would You Like To Play A Videogame?

Oh man. Saw videogame, you guys. Right on time. "The game mechanics are just classic horror-survival." That's a sentence now. That is a thing that people say that other people understand. On the one hand, it seems obvious that there...  CONTINUE READING WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A VIDEOGAME?»

Posted on April 14, 2009 in , (9 comments)
Tags:  |  |


Oh Yes, There Will Be Too Many Versions Of The Saw DVDs

Rich FourFour has created a comprehensive catalog of every version of all four Saw movies that has been released over the past four years. If a DVD fell in the forest, and no one was there to see it because...  CONTINUE READING OH YES, THERE WILL BE TOO MANY VERSIONS OF THE SAW DVDS»

Posted on October 24, 2008 in , (1 comments)
Tags:  |  |  |


Oh Yes, There Will Be A Saw-Themed Roller Coaster

Um, take the longest string of LOLOLOLOLs that you've ever seen and add a few more LOLs. UK's Thorpe Park will be opening a SAW-themed roller coaster in Spring 2009. The coster will feature a 'beyond vertical' drop of 100ยบ...  CONTINUE READING OH YES, THERE WILL BE A SAW-THEMED ROLLER COASTER»

Posted on October 14, 2008 in (10 comments)
Tags:  |


Tobin Bell Claims The Saw Movies Have Saved Over 235,000 Lives

This is one of the strangest, creepiest PSAs I've ever seen. Saw's Tobin Bell for the American Red Cross on how they "want your blood": I guess it's not enough that the movies are "about" "teaching" people to "appreciate their...  CONTINUE READING TOBIN BELL CLAIMS THE SAW MOVIES HAVE SAVED OVER 235,000 LIVES»

Posted on September 15, 2008 in , (3 comments)
Tags:  |  |  |


Saw V: Happy Killmore (Sorry)

I hate "torture porn" in general, but I especially hate the Saw franchise. Wait, let me get this straight, people learn how to truly appreciate the gift of life by being tortured and then murdered? Lame. Jigsaw, if you are...  CONTINUE READING SAW V: HAPPY KILLMORE (SORRY)»

Posted on June 30, 2008 in (8 comments)
Tags:  |


Double Dog: Saw Marathon Makes My Eyes Bleed, Literally

The Challenge: To watch all four Saw movies in a row with no breaks. The Result: Possible impending eye surgery, Post-Traumatic Stress, Hatred of Gabe. One of the things I like to say to be obnoxious is: "I don't watch...  CONTINUE READING DOUBLE DOG: SAW MARATHON MAKES MY EYES BLEED, LITERALLY»

Posted on April 15, 2008 in (13 comments)
Tags:  |  |  |

Staff

  • Founder/Editor-In-Chief: Scott Lapatine
  • Senior Editor: Gabe Delahaye
  • Executive Editor: Amrit Singh

Info

Contact

You Can Make It Up logo
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.

You Can Make It Up: The Terminator Trap

The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...

MORE »

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time logo
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games

Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...

MORE »

Monsters' Ball logo
This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.

Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments

Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...

MORE »

Double Dog logo
Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.

Double Dog: I Took A TV Bus Tour Alone In A "Just Jack" Tshirt

The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...

MORE »

Videogum Movie Club logo
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.

The Videogum Movie Club: Where The Wild Things Are

I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...

MORE »