Saw VI didn't do that well at the box office this year for some reason*. But don't worry, America, there are going to keep being Saw movies ))>... CONTINUE READING THE MAKERS OF SAW ARE PROFESSORS BUSINESS OVER HERE»
Posted on November 13, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
(27 comments)
Tags: C.R.E.AM. | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Saw VII
Dear People Who Would Actually Go to a Saw-themed Haunted House, So, I heard about your haunted house. It's going to be at the Circus Circus casino in Las Vegas this October as part of a promotional tie-in with Saw... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY GO TO A SAW-THEMED HAUNTED HOUSE»
Posted on July 28, 2009 in An Open Letter, What America Wants
(34 comments)
Tags: Assholes | Halloween | Haunted Houses | Horror Survival | Idiocracy | Jigsaw | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Saw VII
A deal has already been struck for Saw VII, or as I like to call it, Saw ))((.... CONTINUE READING OH YES, THERE WILL BE ANOTHER GODDAMNED SAW MOVIE»
Posted on July 24, 2009 in What America Wants
(23 comments)
Tags: Jigsaw | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Saw VII | Tobin Bell
Saw is fucking stupid. And I'm just going to assume that all of the sequels are equally fucking stupid. (Probably not as stupid as the Saw roller coaster, though.) Personally, I have not seen them. I recognize that it's a... CONTINUE READING THIS RED BAND CLIP FROM SAW VI IS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THE SAW FRANCHISE»
Posted on July 23, 2009 in Hate-Watching
(72 comments)
Tags: Fucking Liars | Horror Survival | Nightmares | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Tobin Bell
Women be tearing each other to pieces over the last pink bra: Hey, wait, what about that whole thing where in Europe sex on TV is fine but violence is bad, and in America it's the opposite? Either this (certainly... CONTINUE READING IN GERMANY, THE LINGERIE COMMERCIALS ARE INSPIRED BY SAW»
Posted on April 22, 2009 in Commercials
(11 comments)
Tags: Bras | Lingerie | Saw | Shopping
Oh man. Saw videogame, you guys. Right on time. "The game mechanics are just classic horror-survival." That's a sentence now. That is a thing that people say that other people understand. On the one hand, it seems obvious that there... CONTINUE READING WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A VIDEOGAME?»
Posted on April 14, 2009 in Video Games, What America Wants
(9 comments)
Tags: Horror Survival | Saw | Saw II
Rich FourFour has created a comprehensive catalog of every version of all four Saw movies that has been released over the past four years. If a DVD fell in the forest, and no one was there to see it because... CONTINUE READING OH YES, THERE WILL BE TOO MANY VERSIONS OF THE SAW DVDS»
Posted on October 24, 2008 in Free Advertising, What America Wants
(1 comments)
Tags: Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV
Um, take the longest string of LOLOLOLOLs that you've ever seen and add a few more LOLs. UK's Thorpe Park will be opening a SAW-themed roller coaster in Spring 2009. The coster will feature a 'beyond vertical' drop of 100ยบ... CONTINUE READING OH YES, THERE WILL BE A SAW-THEMED ROLLER COASTER»
Posted on October 14, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans
(10 comments)
Tags: Roller Coasters | Saw
This is one of the strangest, creepiest PSAs I've ever seen. Saw's Tobin Bell for the American Red Cross on how they "want your blood": I guess it's not enough that the movies are "about" "teaching" people to "appreciate their... CONTINUE READING TOBIN BELL CLAIMS THE SAW MOVIES HAVE SAVED OVER 235,000 LIVES»
Posted on September 15, 2008 in Movie Marketing, PSAs
(3 comments)
Tags: Saw | Saw V | The Decemberists | Tobin Bell
I hate "torture porn" in general, but I especially hate the Saw franchise. Wait, let me get this straight, people learn how to truly appreciate the gift of life by being tortured and then murdered? Lame. Jigsaw, if you are... CONTINUE READING SAW V: HAPPY KILLMORE (SORRY)»
Posted on June 30, 2008 in Movie Posters
(8 comments)
Tags: Saw | Saw V
The Challenge: To watch all four Saw movies in a row with no breaks. The Result: Possible impending eye surgery, Post-Traumatic Stress, Hatred of Gabe. One of the things I like to say to be obnoxious is: "I don't watch... CONTINUE READING DOUBLE DOG: SAW MARATHON MAKES MY EYES BLEED, LITERALLY»
Posted on April 15, 2008 in Double Dog
(13 comments)
Tags: Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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