Look, let's be real for once. Regardless of who you voted for in the last election--John McCain or that TERRORIST--or which political party you believe has the best ideas to lead our country through the converging tidal waves of 2012,... CONTINUE READING OPRAH PRETENDS THAT SARAH PALIN IS AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING»
Posted on November 17, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Assholes | Books | Election 2008 | Oprah | Sarah Palin
Speaking of The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, here is William Shatner on last night's episode reading Sarah Palin's farewell speech as poetry/Priceline commercial: You know that this is something the Internet would have done on its own if it... CONTINUE READING WILLIAM SHATNER READS SARAH PALIN'S FAREWELL SPEECH W/ BONGOS»
Posted on July 28, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Poetry | Sarah Palin | The Tonight Show | William Shatner
As tempting as it is to get depressed by this GENIUS NY Mag video of diverse, yet uniformly insane David Letterman protesters at a rally outside his show last night, there are too many things that make it the most... CONTINUE READING SCENES FROM THE HILARIOUSLY POINTLESS "FIRE DAVID LETTERMAN" PROTEST»
Posted on June 17, 2009 in
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Tags: David Letterman | Sarah Palin
The Comedy Central Insider blog reports that Stephen has officially shipped out to Iraq for a week of shows he'll tape there in front of the troops starting Monday. His exact location is undisclosed, but Sarah Palin's Twitter should have... CONTINUE READING STEPHEN COLBERT IS OFFICIALLY IN IRAQ»
Posted on June 5, 2009 in
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Tags: Iraq | Sarah Palin | Stephen Colbert | The Colbert Report
Has anyone else been on the edge of their seat all weekend to see if Stephen would mention Friday's Sarah Palin Twitter slip-up/plan to get Stephen killed by Twitter-reading terrorists on last night's show? If you missed it, Sarah announced... CONTINUE READING STEPHEN COLBERT JOKES ABOUT SARAH PALIN BLOWING HIS IRAQ TRIP COVER»
Posted on June 2, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Iraq | Sarah Palin | Stephen Colbert | The Colbert Report | Yeah Yeah Yeahs
So 35 minutes ago Sarah Palin twittered "Getting ready to tape shout-out for our awesome US troops serving overseas! Will be on 'Colbert Report' next month, broadcast from Iraq..." So that is going to happen. Let's assume the "..." at... CONTINUE READING SARAH PALIN BLOWS STEPHEN COLBERT'S PERSIAN GULF TRIP COVER ON TWITTER»
Posted on May 29, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Iraq | Sarah Palin | Stephen Colbert | The Colbert Report | Twitter
Conservatives 4 Palin are all mad that Mitt Romney questioned Palin's appearance on Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People list ("Is it most influential or most beautiful?"), so they've responded with this weird video called "There's A Bore In The... CONTINUE READING SARAH PALIN FANS DEFEND HER WITH BIZARRE MITT ROMNEY YAKETY SAX VIDEO»
Posted on May 6, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Bears | Mitt Romney | Ronald Reagan | Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, whoever that is, was on this week's American Chopper, because of course she was. Why does she keep talking about how long Alaska has been a state? Is that a thing? Are Alaskans constantly reminding everyone that they've... CONTINUE READING SARAH PALIN FOR PRESIDENT OF MOTOROCYCLES»
Posted on May 1, 2009 in
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Tags: American Chopper | Sarah Palin
This past weekend's SNL was "The Best Of Amy Poehler," and it was soooo good. I almost didn't watch it because, you know, rerun, but I was curious about how Amy's manic, childlike characters had stood the test of time,... CONTINUE READING THE BEST OF AMY POEHLER ON WEEKEND UPDATE»
Posted on April 21, 2009 in
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Tags: Amy Poehler | Hillary Clinton | Sarah Palin | Saturday Night Live | Tina Fey
And boy, is she mad: I'm so glad that Ashley Judd has come out of hiding to keep awareness of this atrocity alive, because Severed Wolf ForelegGate (tm) is my favorite Sarah Palin-related scandal. Aside from the obvious cruelty of... CONTINUE READING ASHLEY JUDD JUST FOUND OUT THAT SARAH PALIN COLLECTS SEVERED WOLF FORELEGS»
Posted on February 3, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Ashley Judd | Sarah Palin | Severed Wolf Forelegs
Last night's Barbara Walters Most Fascinating People special was even more of a snore than usual (why was Tom Cruise fascinating in 2008, again?), but the highlight was the Tina Fey segment. And the highlight of the Tina Fey segment... CONTINUE READING TINA FEY IS FASCINATING »
Posted on December 5, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barbara Walters | Sarah Palin | Tina Fey
This is going around as "Saxby Chambliss Gropes His Granddaughter," and while, yes, there is very unfortunate Saxby Chambliss hand placement during a squeeze at the end, I don't think a pervert would do that in his political ad. It's... CONTINUE READING SAXBY CHAMBLISS IS YOUR GRANDPA»
Posted on December 1, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Sarah Palin | Saxby Chambliss
Get ready to do a cranberry sauce spit-take this Thanksgiving (assuming you eat T-giving dinner on paper plates in front of the TV like most families), when a conservative political action committee starts airing a series of "Thank You, Sarah... CONTINUE READING THANK YOU, SARAH PALIN. NO, REALLY. THANK YOU.»
Posted on November 24, 2008 in
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Tags: Sarah Palin | Thanksgiving
So Sarah Palin, who was almost Vice President, did an interview yesterday at some sort of turkey pardoning ceremony, and the whole time she was obliviously standing in front of turkeys getting slaughtered, and now everyone is making fun of... CONTINUE READING SARAH, LOOK BEHIND YOU! »
Posted on November 21, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Sarah Palin | Turkeys
WGN Morning News in Chicago responded to a viewer's comment that Sarah Palin's voice reminded her of the mom from the defunct cartoon Bobby's World by playing a bunch of YouTube clips on TV. BREAKING. Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein... CONTINUE READING SARAH PALIN IS BACK IN THE "NEWS"»
Posted on November 18, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: Bobby's World | Flight Of The Conchords | Moms | Sarah Palin
Which is notable for being his first interview after winning The Biggest Loser, for his joke about how he's "sleeping like a baby, sleep two hours, wake up and cry", and for the strange, funereal hushed tones both John and... CONTINUE READING IT WOULD BE WEIRD TO IGNORE JOHN MCCAIN'S LENO APPEARANCE»
Posted on November 12, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Comic-Con | Jay Leno | John McCain | Losers | Sarah Palin | The Tonight Show | Twilight | Vampire Weekend
The mass dumping on Sarah Palin has begun in force. On the one hand, we never like to see someone turned into a scapegoat for an angry mob to vent their impotent fury upon, and on the other hand Sarah... CONTINUE READING LET'S GET OFF SARAH PALINS, I JUST GOT OFF YOURS»
Posted on November 6, 2008 in
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Tags: Election 2008 | National Failures | Sarah Palin
The McCain/Palin campaign put out an official last-minute video last night -- a weird montage called "The Mac Is Back," that includes McCain SMOKING A CIGARETTE (in the '60s, but still) and everyone riding on an airboat. It seems like... CONTINUE READING NEW JOHN MCCAIN AD SHOWS JOHN MCCAIN SMOKING A CIGARETTE»
Posted on November 4, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Election 2008 | John McCain | Rebel Without A Cause | Sarah Palin
Last night's SNL election special was unwatchable except for this part, which I found while fast forwarding through a carefully curated selection of the least funny moments (and a few funny ones we've all seen a million times) from their... CONTINUE READING SARAH PALIN GETS PRANKED AGAIN -- BY SNL»
Posted on November 4, 2008 in
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Tags: Election 2008 | Pranks | Sarah Palin | Saturday Night Live
The Canadian DJs who pranked Sarah Palin (haha, that sentence!) did an interview with CBS News's Harry Smith this morning, where they explained that the only people they've ever totally fooled are Sarah Palin, and Britney Spears: I'll decide whether... CONTINUE READING SARAH PALIN IS THE SAME SMART AS BRITNEY SPEARS»
Posted on November 3, 2008 in
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Tags: Britney Spears | Pranks | Sarah Palin
It's been said that "anyone" could do a Sarah Palin impression. Now we know that's not true. Anyone can look like Sarah Palin, but Kelly Ripa cannot do an impression at all. She sounds like she's trying and failing to... CONTINUE READING KELLY RIPA'S SARAH PALIN IMPRESSION IS...LIKE BUTTAH?»
Posted on October 31, 2008 in
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Tags: Kelly Ripa | Regis And Kelly | Regis Philbin | Sarah Palin | Yo La Tengo
The whole interview is delightful, but Alec's description of what he'll do if "John McBush and Bible Spice" win starts at 9:40: The great thing about Alec Baldwin is he tries so hard to be modest and self-deprecating, but his... CONTINUE READING ALEC BALDWIN CALLS SARAH PALIN "BIBLE SPICE"»
Posted on October 30, 2008 in ,
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Tags: 30 Rock | Alec Baldwin | Bible Spice | David Letterman | John McCain | Sarah Palin
Tina Fey was on Conan last night, where she shared the behind-the-scenes story of Sarah Palin's SNL appearance, including the fact that Palin offered to have her pregnant daughter, Bristol, babysit Tina's toddler. She definitely puts to rest those rumors... CONTINUE READING TINA FEY SAYS NICE THINGS ABOUT SARAH PALIN. BLECH.»
Posted on October 29, 2008 in
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Sarah Palin | Saturday Night Live | Tina Fey
Ricky Gervais and Thandie Newton re-enacted the script of the Sarah Palin porn movie on The Graham Norton Show, and it was funny: Thandie Newton's Sarah Palin impression sounds exactly like Hayley Mills's California girl impression as Susan in The... CONTINUE READING RICKY GERVAIS CAN LICK HIS OWN BOOBS»
Posted on October 24, 2008 in
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Tags: Ricky Gervais | Sarah Palin | Thandie Newton
Just Jared has some CRAMAZING photos of Heidi and Spencer today. They did a staged photoshoot up in the Hollywood hills to let the world know their political beliefs, because they have political beliefs. The thing is, once you get... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE IDIOTS WHEN IT COMES TO POLITICS»
Posted on October 23, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Election 2008 | Heidi Montag | John McCain | Sarah Palin | Spencer Pratt | The Hills
