Do you want to go see All About Steve now? Wait, whuuuuuuuut? You don't? WHY NOT? Is it because Sandra Bullock's face doesn't look "annoying" enough? Because it looks pretty annoying right now, but I can kind of see what... CONTINUE READING WHO WANTS TO GO SEE ALL ABOUT STEVE NOW?»
Posted on August 10, 2009 in Movie Posters
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Tags: All About Steve | Bradley Cooper | Dating | Sandra Bullock | Yuck
The Blind Side trailer, you guys: Fuuuuuck. OK, Hollywood is teasing us now. This is actually a fake trailer from Funny People, right? "Haha, look at your face!" --Hollywood's Tombstone Don't get me wrong. I'm not some John Conner over... CONTINUE READING IT'S LIFE, JUMP INTO LIFE: THE BLIND SIDE»
Posted on August 4, 2009 in It's Life, Jump Into It, Trailer
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Tags: Kathy Bates | Sandra Bullock | The Blind Side | Tim McGraw
A couple of weeks ago, I watched the movie Jumper for some reason. Oh man! That is the best movie. I mean, that is a terrible movie, but it is also ridiculous and hilarious and a lot of fun. Like,... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: THE LAKE HOUSE»
Posted on July 20, 2009 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Keanu Reeves | Sandra Bullock | The Lake House
The trailer for All About Steve, starring Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, you guys: Now, on the one hand, I want to celebrate this movie because it has a complicated female heroine, and we get maybe one of those every... CONTINUE READING ALL ABOUT STEVE, OR THERE'S SOMETHING CRAZY ABOUT MARY»
Posted on June 23, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: All About Steve | Bradley Cooper | Sandra Bullock | Thomas Haden Church
Last night's MTV Movie Awards were weird, because much of the two-hour paid advertisement for upcoming blockbusters (like the Sandra Bullock/Ryan Reynolds rom com The Proposal. JK.) was ACTUALLY FUNNY. (And we just knew KEYBOARD CAT was gonna show up.)... CONTINUE READING THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS: JUST THE FUNNY PARTS»
Posted on June 1, 2009 in Awards, Photo
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Tags: Amy Poehler | Andy Samberg | Ben Stiller | Brody Jenner | Bruno | Cameron Diaz | Chris Isaak | Danny McBride | Eminem | Forest Whitaker | Justin Timberlake | Keyboard Cat | Kiefer Sutherland | LeeAnn Rimes | MTV Movie Awards | Robert Pattinson | Sacha Baron Cohen | Sandra Bullock | Triumph The Insult Comic Dog | Twilight | Twitter | Will Ferrell
When I told a friend of mine that we were going to be talking about Crash this week, the race one, not the fetish sex one, my friend said that it didn't belong in this Hunt. She said that everyone... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: CRASH»
Posted on August 11, 2008 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Brendan Fraser | Crash | Don Cheadle | Larenz Tate | Ludacris | Matt Dillon | Ryan Phillipe | Sandra Bullock
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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