30 Rock: "The Black Widow Is Very Tuna"

On last night's excellent 30 Rock, Jack learned that Elisa, Salma Hayek's character and "The One," had a dark secret: she killed her husband and earned the nickname "La Viuda Negra," or The Black Widow. Also, everyone wore a Slanket,... CONTINUE READING 30 ROCK: "THE BLACK WIDOW IS VERY TUNA"»

Prince Wrote A Song About Salma Hayek's Boobs

Prince wrote a song about Salma Hayek that includes the phrase "late night feedings." Could Prince be a Nightline fan, or does he know about Salma's breastfeeding achievements from internet? We'll never know.... CONTINUE READING PRINCE WROTE A SONG ABOUT SALMA HAYEK'S BOOBS»

Posted on April 9, 2009 in Celebrity Gossip!, Music Related Content (0 comments)
Tags: Boobs | Prince | Salma Hayek

30 Rock Is Winking At Us

Sometimes I wonder if the viewers out there who aren't watching 30 Rock are dismissing it because they don't get the little obscure references and nerd-bait easter eggs, because for me, aside from Liz and Jack's complex and fascinating relationship,... CONTINUE READING 30 ROCK IS WINKING AT US»

You Can Make It Up: Salma Hayek Accepts The Nobel Prize For Breast Feeding

Salma Hayek set down the glass of champagne and smoothed out the creases in her elegant black ballgown. She had been pacing her glamorous super-expensive and fancy hotel room for hours now, nervously rehearsing her acceptance speech and rubbing her... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: SALMA HAYEK ACCEPTS THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR BREAST FEEDING»

Posted on February 12, 2009 in You Can Make It Up (4 comments)
Tags: Breastfeeding | Nobel Prize | Poverty | Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek Breastfed An African Baby On Nightline

I'm not sure why I'm putting this here, except that it doesn't seem to be anywhere else (Other than breastfeeding sites. We all read those, right?) On Nightline the other night while we were all watching Dave or whatever, Salma... CONTINUE READING SALMA HAYEK BREASTFED AN AFRICAN BABY ON NIGHTLINE»

Posted on February 10, 2009 in Newsmagazines (16 comments)
Tags: Breastfeeding | Breasts | Nightline | Salma Hayek

30 Rock: Salma Hayek Must Go

Well, that was the weakest episode of the season, and I place the blame squarely on Salma Hayek's lovely but miscast shoulders (She even seems to throw Alec Baldwin off his game! Probably because he can't understand a word she... CONTINUE READING 30 ROCK: SALMA HAYEK MUST GO»

30 Rock: Peter Dinklage Steals Salma Hayek's Spotlight

Much was made about Salma Hayek's recurring role as Jack's love interest on 30 Rock, begun last night when he hired her as his evil mother's nurse. But despite her beauty and dramatic talent, Hayek didn't really fit in with... CONTINUE READING 30 ROCK: PETER DINKLAGE STEALS SALMA HAYEK'S SPOTLIGHT»

Don't Miss Salma Hayek's Cleavage On 30 Rock Tonight

Who would ever have pegged 30 Rock for the show with the most cleavage this side of that E! show about Hugh Hefner's girlfriends that I'm too proud to know the title of? The show's biggest (only?) flaw is the... CONTINUE READING DON'T MISS SALMA HAYEK'S CLEAVAGE ON 30 ROCK TONIGHT»

Counterpoint: Jimmy Kimmel's Special Was Hilarious

Gabe is crazy -- if he'd watched more than just one YouTube clip from Jimmy Kimmel's Big Night Of Stars, he would have discovered the pitch-perfect parody of Barbara Walters Specials (and prime time interview specials in general) the world... CONTINUE READING COUNTERPOINT: JIMMY KIMMEL'S SPECIAL WAS HILARIOUS»

Posted on September 22, 2008 in Awards, Interviews, Parodies (2 comments)
Tags: Emmys | Jimmy Kimmel | Salma Hayek

Lindsay Lohan Returns To Acting For One Night Only

The AP is reporting that Lindsay Lohan will be making a guest appearance on Ugly Betty. It's a classic example of keeping up with the How I Met Your Mothers. For those of you too young to remember, Lindsay Lohan... CONTINUE READING LINDSAY LOHAN RETURNS TO ACTING FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY»

Posted on May 5, 2008 (0 comments)
Tags: America Ferrera | Lindsay Lohan | Salma Hayek | Ugly Betty