This is not the way any dude has ever lost his virginity, or come close to losing his virginity, ever in the history of the world: At first you think you're being preached to, and then it turns into hard... CONTINUE READING THERE'S NO SAFE WAY TO HAVE SEX WITH CRAZY-EYES NYMPHETS»
Posted on May 11, 2009 in Instructional Videos, Music Related Content
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Tags: Christian Rock | Safe Sex | Weezer
My friend told me about some thing he read about how STDs are running rampant among older baby boomers in those huge retirement villages in Florida, because the old people are all living together in one (Melrose-ish) place and they... CONTINUE READING OLD PEOPLE ARE STILL HAVING (UNSAFE) SEX»
Posted on February 19, 2009 in Local News, PSAs
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Tags: Old Age | Safe Sex
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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