I don't watch American Idol. For one thing, I am 102 years old. What is there for me in American Idol? Is there medicine in it? How about a comfortable place to sit away from the window because it's too... CONTINUE READING SIMON COWELL TO END LAZY GAY JOKES IN HONOR OF GAY WOMAN»
Posted on October 19, 2009 in
(25 comments)
Tags: American Idol | Ellen Degeneres | Homophobia | Homosexuality | Randy Jackson | Ryan Seacrest | Simon Cowell | Yuck
Ryan Seacrest re-upped his American Idol contract for 45 MILLION dollars this weekend (perfectly reasonable). America responds, appropriately, with a barrage of casually tossed-off Dunkleman jokes on Twitter. ... CONTINUE READING #DUNKLEMAN»
Posted on July 13, 2009 in
(1 comments)
Tags: American Idol | Brian Dunkleman | C.R.E.A.M. | Ryan Seacrest
A very stupid young lady by the name of Miss California ruffled judge Perez Hilton's feathers at the Miss USA Pageant this weekend with her nonsensical answer to a question about gay marriage (as opposed to "opposite marriage.") Seeing Perez's... CONTINUE READING PEREZ HILTON IS ANGRY»
Posted on April 20, 2009 in
(80 comments)
Tags: Gay Marriage | Miss California | Miss USA | Perez Hilton | Ryan Seacrest
On Law And Order: SVU this week, the guys took their chance to get in an unexpected dig at Ryan Seacrest. Well, better late than never: I just imagine all these older people in their easy chairs being like "That... CONTINUE READING LAW AND ORDER: SVU'S BIG RYAN SEACREST ZINGER»
Posted on April 2, 2009 in
(8 comments)
Tags: American Idol | Christopher Meloni | Law And Order: SVU | Ryan Seacrest
Well, everyone's favorite show, American Idol, is about to become everyone's favorite outmoded novelty product. From the AP: "Idol" production company FremantleMedia and trading card publisher Upper Deck are launching a new line of trading cards featuring images of past... CONTINUE READING AMERICAN IDOL TO LAUNCH LINE OF UNWANTED ANTIQUATED GARBAGE»
Posted on March 17, 2009 in
(3 comments)
Tags: American Idol | Paula Abdul | Randy Jackson | Ryan Seacrest | Simon Cowell | The Other Idol Judge?
So, there was some "hilarity" this week when American Idol decided to create a top 13 of finalists rather than the customary top 12. SOME RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN. The thing is, the 1-800 numbers for people (people... CONTINUE READING OH PHEW, THE AMERICAN IDOL NON-EMERGENCY IS OVER»
Posted on March 10, 2009 in ,
(10 comments)
Tags: American Idol | Paula Abdul | Randy Jackson | Ryan Seacrest | Simon Cowell | The Other Idol Judge?
Date: February 17th Time: 8PM Location: American Idol Couch Description: Contestant provides the TWSS. Host (Ryan Seacrest) is awkward and does not know how to react. Assumes all of America is thinking TWSS. Classic case of drawing attention to TWSS... CONTINUE READING THE TWSS ARCHIVES: THE AMERICAN IDOL COUCH MOMENT»
Posted on February 18, 2009 in
(7 comments)
Tags: American Idol | Ryan Seacrest | TWSS Archives
(A note about American Idol: this kind of shit is the only American Idol shit we're going to cover. Meaning: "funny shit." So if you see something, say something.) Well American Idol premiered last night, and a pretty cool-seeming blind... CONTINUE READING AMERICAN IDOL: RYAN SEACREST TRIES TO HIGH-FIVE A BLIND GUY»
Posted on January 14, 2009 in
(9 comments)
Tags: American Idol | Ryan Seacrest
The most interesting thing about last night's much talked-about red carpet exchange between an impotent Ryan Seacrest, a horrified Jennifer Garner, and a psycho Gary Busey, is the fact that nobody involved seems to recognize Gary Busey. They just call... CONTINUE READING GARY BUSEY TERRORIZES JENNIFER GARNER AS SEACREST HELPLESSLY LOOKS ON»
Posted on February 25, 2008
(0 comments)
Tags: Gary Busey | Jennifer Garner | Laura Linney | Ryan Seacrest | The Oscars
