Roger Ebert Is The @Best!
Oh, look who is on Twitter! It is Roger Ebert, that is who. ... CONTINUE READING ROGER EBERT IS THE @BEST!»
Posted on October 13, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Roger Ebert | Twitter
Oh, look who is on Twitter! It is Roger Ebert, that is who. ... CONTINUE READING ROGER EBERT IS THE @BEST!»
Posted on October 13, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Roger Ebert | Twitter
Date: September 1, 2009 Location: Internet Description: In extended-length promotional trailer for victorious upcoming season of At the Movies in which reviled Ben Lyons and loathed Ben Mankiewicz have been replaced by two of nation's more thoughtful and respected film... CONTINUE READING THE TWSS ARCHIVES: THE AT THE MOVIES PROMO TRAILER MOMENT»
Posted on September 1, 2009 in TWSS Archives
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Tags: A.O. Scott | At The Movies | Ben Lyons | Ben Mankiewicz | Gene Siskel | Michael Phillips | Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert addresses the haters (of his Transformers 2 review). And as the old saying goes: when you wrestle with the devil, you're gonna get wet with fire.... CONTINUE READING ROGER EBERT IS NOT A GAY RETARD»
Posted on July 6, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic
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Tags: Internet Commenters | Michael Bay | Roger Ebert | Transformers 2
There's a reason he's called Roger Ebest. Read the whole thing. Here.... CONTINUE READING ROGER EBERT TEARS TRANSFORMERS 2 A NEW ROBO-BUTTHOLE»
Posted on June 23, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic
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Tags: Megan Fox | Michael Bay | Robots | Roger Ebert | Shia LaBeouf | Transformers 2
Roger Ebert is the best. Duh. BLOG US SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW. But now his "best" status is going to be made official, because his childhood home is being declared a historic landmark. From the Sun Times: Already a national... CONTINUE READING ROGER EBERT OFFICIALLY THE BEST NOW, FOREVER»
Posted on April 23, 2009 in Awards
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Tags: History | Hockey | Roger Ebert
Here are a couple of obvious truths: Roger Ebert Is The Best Bill O'Reilly Is The Worst So, admittedly, a feud between them would simply retrench these FACTS. No one is walking away from the Ebert-O'Reilly feud feeling any differently... CONTINUE READING PLEASE LET THERE BE A FULL BLOWN ROGER EBERT VS. BILL O'REILLY FEUD»
Posted on April 9, 2009 in Feuds
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Tags: Bill O'Reilly | Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert posted his review of Watchmen today. I haven't really read it because NO SPOILERS. Since there's absolutely no way to know what happens in that movie without seeing it or reading a review of it, absolutely no way... CONTINUE READING ROGER EBERT TALKS ABOUT DR. MANHATTAN'S EJACULATE, OBVIOUSLY»
Posted on March 5, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic, What America Wants
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Tags: Roger Ebert | Sex | Watchmen | Zak Snyder
In his latest column, Ebert answers that age old question: y do we blog? The answer: bcuz we r alive.... CONTINUE READING ROGER EBERT IS THE SISYPHUS OF BLOGZ»
Posted on February 9, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic
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Tags: Blogs | Roger Ebert
Every once in awhile, you just need to be reminded that Roger Ebert is the best. He's smart and funny and earnest and doesn't give an FFFFFF. He wrote Beyond the Valley of the Dolls for his friend Russ Meyer.... CONTINUE READING REMINDER: ROGER EBERT IS THE BEST»
Posted on September 24, 2008 in They Nailed It
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Nobody could have predicted in the innocent days of 1995 that Showgirls would be the cult classic and everlasting moneymaker that it became, but Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert's two thumbs down review and discussion reveal their reluctant fascination with... CONTINUE READING SISKEL AND EBERT'S 1995 SHOWGIRLS REVIEW»
Posted on July 29, 2008 in Nostalgia, Really Bad Movies
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Tags: Gene Siskel | Roger Ebert | Showgirls
From Roger Ebert's Step Brothers review (via Vulture): Sometimes I think I am living in a nightmare. All about me, standards are collapsing, manners are evaporating, people show no respect for themselves. I am not a moralistic nut. I'm proud... CONTINUE READING THE CHILDREN OF DARFUR AGREE WITH ROGER EBERT'S REVIEW OF STEP BROTHERS»
Posted on July 25, 2008 in Everyone's A Critic
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Tags: Darfur | John C. Reilly | Roger Ebert | Step Brothers | Will Ferrell
In light of this week's news that Roger Ebert and Richard Roeper would both be leaving Ebert & Roeper, the classic movie review show that Ebert started 22 years ago with his friend Gene Siskel (R.I.P.), it's hard not to... CONTINUE READING SISKEL AND EBERT FIGHT ABOUT MCDONALD'S AND IT'S GREAT»
Posted on July 23, 2008 in Behind The Scenes, Everyone's A Critic, Nostalgia
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Tags: Ebert & Roeper | Gene Siskel | Richard Roeper | Roger Ebert | Siskel And Ebert
Roger Ebert has a blog. His top post is about Joe Vs. The Volcano. Nice. Roger Ebert is the best. You know that he wrote Russ Meyer movies, right? He wrote Beyond the Valley of the Dolls and also Beneath... CONTINUE READING ROGER EBERT ENTERS THE ONLINE BLOGOPOLIS»
Posted on April 30, 2008
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Tags: Blogs | Roger Ebert | Russ Meyer

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