On last night's Rock of Love II, the parents come to visit. Normally, I would make a joke about how these must be actors because obviously the parents of anyone on reality TV are dead, how else to explain their... CONTINUE READING ROCK OF LOVE 2: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, GOTCHA»
Posted on April 7, 2008 in Reality TV
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Every reality show has its share of mentally questionable contestants, but not always for the same reason. On VH1's Rock of Love, the girls compete to see who can act more like an emotionally stunted 14-year-old already budding with the... CONTINUE READING ROCK OF LOVE 2: I LIKE A MAN IN UNIFORM»
Posted on March 3, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Andrew W.K. | Brett Michaels | Prolonged Adolescence | Reality TV | Rock Of Love 2
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