Showing All "Robots" Posts
May 3rd 37 Comments
Obviously we're all on board with the blobby robot torso with vibrators inside (to simulate hugs) (and heartbeats) (OF COURSE) (!!!), but can we get a few more human-baby-looking torsos hanging from…   Read Story »
Apr 11th 19 Comments
Hey girls! You look nice today. Have you been drinking more water? Do you think I should drink more water? Probably, right? It couldn't hurt. I always try to get a really big glass and think that…   Read Story »
Mar 28th 15 Comments
After the jump, I have posted a video that features a live demonstration of a new-fangled technology in which a computer, or WHATEVER, measures some junk in your hand and then translates that to a…   Read Story »
Mar 28th 16 Comments
Let's say you're being chased by a robot that is definitely going to murder you as soon as it catches you. The motivation of the robot is either something like robots have all come together to…   Read Story »
Mar 6th 14 Comments
We talk a lot about the Robot Uprising here and, needless to say, we have always been on point. Our death at the cold hand of technology remains imminent, and our fear has been justified yet again…   Read Story »
Feb 21st 26 Comments
I'm so excited for you. It's all finally happening. Ever since you met Greg, things have just been like, AHHHHH, crazy! It's all moved so fast, and OK, yes, some of us were worried in the early days…   Read Story »
Feb 6th 25 Comments
Guys, are you unsure about what to get your significant others for Valentine's Day? It's next week. Tuesday, February 14. It's the same date every year. You seriously didn't know when it was? You…   Read Story »
Jan 23rd 25 Comments
I know looking at the picture of this animatronic baby is not really something that anyone wants to do. BELIEVE ME. Not only because it looks like a scary robot, but also because it kind of looks…   Read Story »
Dec 8th, 2011 23 Comments
Obviously each of these robots is a big threat and a major player in the Robot Uprising in its own right -- we know that just by the images and the brief descriptions their names provide -- but only…   Read Story »
Nov 18th, 2011 16 Comments
I don't know about you, but I just cannot keep up with technology these days. One day you're trying to make sense of why your Kindle isn't charging anymore and then you realize it's because your…   Read Story »


























