Robert Pattinson, Human Being

In his upcoming movie, Remember Me, Robert Pattinson plays a non-vampire. Weird. You can watch the trailer here, if you want. Personally, I don't want to ruin my Robert PAPPETITE (nice try, me) for tonight's screening of TWOMG NEW AHHHHHH@!... CONTINUE READING ROBERT PATTINSON, HUMAN BEING»

Posted on November 20, 2009 in Trailer (8 comments)
Tags: Remember Me | Robert Pattinson

The Twilight: New Moon Premiere: Celebrity Red Carpet!

At yesterday's premiere of Twilight: New Moon, there were plenty of full-grown adults who made signs expressing their love of the series and their refusal of psychotropic medication. But there were also CELEBRITIES! Neat! The stars were out on the... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: CELEBRITY RED CARPET!»

The Twilight: New Moon Premiere: Fun Signs, Guys!

Oh. My. God. You. Guyz. Last night was the Twilight: New Moon premiere in Hollywood, California. Is anyone else's head falling off, or is it just me over here? HELP! MY HEAD! The only thing that I would like almost... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: FUN SIGNS, GUYS!»

Robert Pattinson Underwear, Ladies (You're Gross, Ladies)

"I'm a 37-year-old woman, and I work in marketing for a small research firm. I used to live with my long-term boyfriend, and I really thought he was 'the one,' you know, but it just didn't work out. I'm OK!... CONTINUE READING ROBERT PATTINSON UNDERWEAR, LADIES (YOU'RE GROSS, LADIES)»

Posted on October 29, 2009 in Dream Merch (67 comments)
Tags: Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Underwear | Vampires | Yuck

AHHHHHHHHH, NEW NEW MOON TRAILER! CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER!

Here's the new New Moon trailer that premiered during the MTV Video Music Awards last night, you guys: Ha! So many teenagers were probably taken to the hospital last night when their hearts exploded. I will admit that this looks... CONTINUE READING AHHHHHHHHH, NEW NEW MOON TRAILER! CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER!»

Videogum's Teen Korner: Face-Melting New Stills From Twilight: New Moon

"HELLOOOOOO?! Is it November yet? I am dying over here. Last night my mom was like "why are you crying?" and I was like "New Moon doesn't come out for weeks and GET OUT OF MY ROOM. Didn't you see... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: FACE-MELTING NEW STILLS FROM TWILIGHT: NEW MOON»

NSFW: Right, Yes, A Twilight Dildo, Of Course

A company called Tantus has made a dildo for Twilight enthusiasts (a dildo for children, basically?). It is called The Vamp. Of course, they can't say that it is a Twilight-themed dildo because of FASCIST COPYRIGHT LAWS. So they have... CONTINUE READING NSFW: RIGHT, YES, A TWILIGHT DILDO, OF COURSE»

Videogum's Teen Korner: OMG New New Moon Trailer

Wussup ninja turtles, You're not going to believe this dudes, and girls who are serious about finding their own voices and making a difference in this world: it's a new New Moon trailer, and Taylor Lautner is in it, and... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: OMG NEW NEW MOON TRAILER»

Twilight Barbies Are A Useful Reminder That Twilight Is For Children

Twilight Barbies, you guys. The thing is, this is the first facet of the Twilight phenomenon in awhile that actually makes sense. Twilight cruise? Twilight prom? These are insane things. Dolls? For little girls? OK! I do think that this... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT BARBIES ARE A USEFUL REMINDER THAT TWILIGHT IS FOR CHILDREN»

Videogum's Teen Korner: Comic-Con 2009 (In Your Pants)

WASSUP POGS! Yo, as you probably heard on da grapevine, this week is Comi-Con, which is the world's greatest place for all of the coolest posters for movies that won't come out for three years. It's basically like the Juggalo's... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: COMIC-CON 2009 (IN YOUR PANTS)»

Twilight: New Moon Trailer Reminds Us That Teenagers Are Ridiculous

Last week we got a breathtaking 14 second preview of the trailer for Twilight: New Moon. Last night at the MTV Movie Awards, the full trailer premiered, and SPOILER ALERT it is still so stupid. Haha. Teenagers are so silly!... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: NEW MOON TRAILER REMINDS US THAT TEENAGERS ARE RIDICULOUS»

The MTV Movie Awards: Just The Funny Parts

Last night's MTV Movie Awards were weird, because much of the two-hour paid advertisement for upcoming blockbusters (like the Sandra Bullock/Ryan Reynolds rom com The Proposal. JK.) was ACTUALLY FUNNY. (And we just knew KEYBOARD CAT was gonna show up.)... CONTINUE READING THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS: JUST THE FUNNY PARTS»

A Scientific Test To Determine Your Age

There are a lot of ways to know how old you are. Like, looking at your birth certificate. Or asking your mom. Can doctors determine how old you are? Kind of, right? I'm not Professor Health, and while I don't... CONTINUE READING A SCIENTIFIC TEST TO DETERMINE YOUR AGE»

Posted on May 29, 2009 in Wait For It... (21 comments)
Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Vampires

Every New Moon Poster Is Like Sunday

New Moon, the sequel to Twilight, has its first poster, you guys. Does it just give you shivers? Well you are 12 and you should put on a sweatshirt. Admittedly, I haven't actually seen Twilight. Because I am an ADULT.... CONTINUE READING EVERY NEW MOON POSTER IS LIKE SUNDAY»

Why You Might Not Care About Twilight

(This week, we're highlighting some of our favorite Videogum posts / video-related moments of 2008. So that's why things look different, and are old, this week. And Happy Almost New Year!) Originally posted on Videogum on October 10, 2008: If... CONTINUE READING WHY YOU MIGHT NOT CARE ABOUT TWILIGHT»

Posted on December 30, 2008 in Backlashes, Everyone's A Critic, Rerun, Trailer (6 comments)
Tags: Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight | Vampires

You Can Make It Up: Robert Pattinson Meets An Actual Vampire

Robert Pattinson stood in front of the mirror and mussed at his carefully unkempt bedhead for only 30 minutes that morning, rather than the usual full hour. He was in a hurry. Last night he'd been out partying with a... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: ROBERT PATTINSON MEETS AN ACTUAL VAMPIRE»

Posted on November 20, 2008 in You Can Make It Up (8 comments)
Tags: Robert Pattinson | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight

Surprise! The Today Show Has Twilight Fever

It's ALMOST OVER (maybe), you guys. This morning, the Today Show had Twilight's Kristen Stewart (who "only shops at used book stores") and Robert Pattinson on to talk about the movie they both seem to be even more over than... CONTINUE READING SURPRISE! THE TODAY SHOW HAS TWILIGHT FEVER»

Posted on November 20, 2008 in Morning Zoo (18 comments)
Tags: Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | The Today Show | Twilight

Twilight Fans, This Is Your Future

Twilight comes out this weekend, and the fans are looking even crazier than those Harry Potter kids who wanted to stage a massive protest when Warner Bros. pushed the release date of Half Blood Prince back eight months. Clearly there... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT FANS, THIS IS YOUR FUTURE»

Why You Might Not Care About Twilight

If you're a 14-year-old girl (and Videogum readers are primarily 14-year-old girls), then you already know that a new Twilight trailer was put on-line last night and you've already watched it 12 times and called all five of your T-Mobile... CONTINUE READING WHY YOU MIGHT NOT CARE ABOUT TWILIGHT»

Twilight Trailer Provides More Questions Than Answers

I'm still waiting to figure out if the teen-vampire phenomenon represents a collective fear of AIDS or a collective fear of Mexicans. And this teaser trailer is not providing very many answers: OK, I guess I get it. Teenage girls... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT TRAILER PROVIDES MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS»

Posted on May 6, 2008 in Trailer (3 comments)
Tags: Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Vampires

Twilight: Getting To The Bottom Of This Teenage Vampire Business

There is a highly-anticipated movie coming out called Twilight. All the blogs are talking about how exciting it is that Twilight is on its way. There's going to be a Twilight trailer at the beginning of Speed Racer as an... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS TEENAGE VAMPIRE BUSINESS»