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Duh Aficionado Magazine: Chris Brown Can Transform Ya, Ladies

Uh, we know that you can transform the ladies, Chris Brown. Especially in the face. You just ball your hands up into fists and you turn regular faces into heavily punched faces. And then you run away into the...  CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: CHRIS BROWN CAN TRANSFORM YA, LADIES»

Posted on October 27, 2009 in (31 comments)
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The Jay Leno Show Is Awful

No matter how bad things get in one's life, there is always the held-out hope that they will eventually get better. We all dutifully push our own shopping cart through the falling ash as we carry our personal fire to...  CONTINUE READING THE JAY LENO SHOW IS AWFUL»

Posted on September 15, 2009 in , , (65 comments)
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What Day Is It?

Between the color scheme, Jerry Lewis still being alive, and Charo not looking a day over 4?, it's hard to believe this clip is from last weekend and didn't just fall into a hot tub time machine somewhere. But Charo's...  CONTINUE READING WHAT DAY IS IT?»

Posted on September 9, 2009 in (5 comments)
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What Are We Even Talking About Here, Chris Brown?

What was THAT?! I'm sure Rihanna and all of America feels better now that Chris Brown spent an hour on national television insisting to an old man that he could not talk about (or even remember) what happened on the...  CONTINUE READING WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT HERE, CHRIS BROWN?»

Posted on September 3, 2009 in (55 comments)
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Jay-Z Runs This Town (With The Help Of His Aides, Rihanna And Kanye West)

In the Revolution (or the Apocalypse) it is impossible to tell how things are going to shake out. No one realizes what they are capable of until that realization is forced upon them. Are you a leader, or a...  CONTINUE READING JAY-Z RUNS THIS TOWN (WITH THE HELP OF HIS AIDES, RIHANNA AND KANYE WEST)»

Posted on August 20, 2009 in (34 comments)
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Chris Brown Apologizes For The Whole 'Punching Rihanna In The Face' Thing, Right On Time

In six more months I expect an apology for that shirt he is wearing*. Let me see if you can ZING it, ZING it. Girl indeed I can ZING it, ZING it. *They say the tears of a clown...  CONTINUE READING CHRIS BROWN APOLOGIZES FOR THE WHOLE 'PUNCHING RIHANNA IN THE FACE' THING, RIGHT ON TIME»

Posted on July 20, 2009 in (41 comments)
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This Is Your Dad's Song About Rihanna And Chris Brown

Between this guy and Mark Gormley, 2009 is shaping up to be the year of the likable middle-aged man on YouTube. An awesome tipster just found this video of a guy named Bert Griffin singing "Rihanna's Song (Bitch Slappin' Brown),"...  CONTINUE READING THIS IS YOUR DAD'S SONG ABOUT RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN»

Posted on March 13, 2009 in (8 comments)
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Bad Timing On The "Punch Your Ex" Promotion, Crunch Gym LA

Not that this Valentine's Day promotion at Crunch Gym in LA, where members can bring pictures of their exes to punching class or whatever wasn't incredibly stupid and pathetic to begin with: But, like, you know, um, bad week for...  CONTINUE READING BAD TIMING ON THE "PUNCH YOUR EX" PROMOTION, CRUNCH GYM LA»

Posted on February 13, 2009 in (1 comments)
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Sexman Breaks His Legendary Silence On The Chris Brown/Rihanna Scandal

Obviously, this is a very sensitive subject. Domestic violence is a serious crime that affects tens of thousands of people. Sexman, being the consummate professional that he is, remained silent for the first 24 hours, but he has finally...  CONTINUE READING SEXMAN BREAKS HIS LEGENDARY SILENCE ON THE CHRIS BROWN/RIHANNA SCANDAL»

Posted on February 10, 2009 in (17 comments)
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T.I.'s "Live Your Life" Video Is Like Boyz In The Hood But For Clothes?

For anyone who thought that T.I.'s sampling of the "Numa Numa" song on "Live Your Life" was a weird and silly choice, wait until you hear it kick in after a long overly-serious voice over about the journey of life....  Boyz In The Hood But For Clothes?'">CONTINUE READING T.I.'S "LIVE YOUR LIFE" VIDEO IS LIKE BOYZ IN THE HOOD BUT FOR CLOTHES?»

Posted on October 29, 2008 in (0 comments)
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How Long Until Rihanna's "Disturbia" Video Looks Silly And Outdated

If you answered 12 years ago, you are correct. Look, we can all appreciate "artists" who are willing to try something new and especially "pretty" "artists" who aren't scared to play with their image a little bit (although this...  CONTINUE READING HOW LONG UNTIL RIHANNA'S "DISTURBIA" VIDEO LOOKS SILLY AND OUTDATED»

Posted on July 24, 2008 in (2 comments)
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The Ultimate Argument Settler: The 10 Best Fan Made Hip Hop Videos With Sims Of All Time

Fan made music videos featuring The Sims aren't exactly new. Electronic Arts kind of blew the lid off of the underground nerd hobby last spring when they had Lilly Allen make a video for "Smile" in which she sang the...  CONTINUE READING THE ULTIMATE ARGUMENT SETTLER: THE 10 BEST FAN MADE HIP HOP VIDEOS WITH SIMS OF ALL TIME»

Posted on June 25, 2008 in , , (14 comments)
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Is This The Summer Jam Or Whuuuuuut?

Usher's "Love In This Club" is just the straight up summer jam. Let's all remember that today. (via Aziz Is Bored) Who's on top and who's on bottom now, Rihanna? (Just kidding, you're great. Call me when you find out...  CONTINUE READING IS THIS THE SUMMER JAM OR WHUUUUUUT?»

Posted on June 2, 2008 in , (2 comments)
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