Hollywood, as you may know, is moving ahead with a movie based on the board game Monopoly, because the world is out of ideas and we're all just trying to find a way to fill the hours between now and... CONTINUE READING WAIT, IS THE MONOPOLY MOVIE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE AMAZING?»
Posted on November 12, 2009 in What America Wants
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Tags: Monopoly | Monopoly: The Movie | Ridley Scott
Nope. But some of the people behind this mind-crushingly stupid idea for a movie think that they have a magic GET OUT OF SO STUPID JAIL FREE card. The economy. Perfect. From MTV: "The whole world is about the financial... CONTINUE READING WILL MONOPOLY: THE MOVIE BE THE MOST IMPORTANT MOVIE OF OUR TIME?»
Posted on March 2, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, What America Wants
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Tags: Monopoly: The Movie | Ridley Scott
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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