Today marks the one week anniversary of Falcon Heene entering into our lives and our hearts and very quickly exiting our hearts. We hate that guy! Not really, though. Who we hate is Richard Heene. What a bad dad. He... CONTINUE READING HAPPY ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY, BUBBLE BOY»
Posted on October 22, 2009 in Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Balloons | Birthdays | Falcon Heene | Hoaxes | Richard Heene
[In this new feature, we will periodically check in to see what is up with Topher Grace.] It seems obvious that our culture is dangerously obsessed with celebrity. Famous people have long given up any semblance of a private life,... CONTINUE READING HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH TOPHER GRACE?»
Posted on October 21, 2009 in What's Up With Topher Grace
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Tags: Falcon Heene | Fame | Fan Art | Richard Heene | The Flaming Lips | Topher Grace
With his history of violence and his homemade pilots of children's TV shows about boxes. Huh? What is this? It's Box Talk with Dr. Boxter! Go to jail, Richard Heene, if for some reason you are not already in jail.... CONTINUE READING RICHARD HEENE HAS ALWAYS BEEN TERRIBLE»
Posted on October 21, 2009 in Where Were They Then?
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Tags: Box Time | Boxter | Falcon Heene | Richard Heene | The Flaming Lips
A neighbor of the Heenes gets in an actual fight with the camera crews hanging around his neighborhood? An actual fight?! BUBBLE BOY STRIKES AGAIN! Oh jeez. "From behind? From behind?" --that guy's tombstone I do love when he tells... CONTINUE READING RICHARD HEENE IS TEARING US APART»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in Backlashes
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Tags: Falcon Heene | Fighting | Ghostbusters 2 | Jackie Wilson | Richard Heene
Vic Mizzy is not even in the ground yet, so he will have to save up those grave rolls, but Richard Heene commissioned theme songs for his reality TV show ideas!!! They are hilarious and awful. He even plays bass... CONTINUE READING RICHARD HEENE'S PSYIENCE DETECTIVE THEME SONG»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in Bonus Features
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Tags: Assholes | Balloons | Falcon Heene | Hoaxes | Reality TV | Richard Heene | Theme Music | Yikes
You probably already read about this over the weekend, but the authorities are pressing charges against Falcon Heene's parents! They planned the hoax two weeks in advance! The perfect crime! ... CONTINUE READING THE BUBBLE BOY IS TRAPPED INSIDE OF A GIANT HOAX!»
Posted on October 19, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: Balloons | Falcon Heene | Hoaxes | Richard Heene
The boy from the balloon, Falcon Heene, was in the attic the whole time! Uh oh! I mean, on the one hand, GREAT NEWS. The first thing that everyone in America wants is for Falcon Heene to be safe and... CONTINUE READING FALCON HEENE WAS IN THE ATTIC, AND NOW HE IS PUKING ON TV»
Posted on October 16, 2009 in Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Balloons | Children | Falcon Heene | Hoaxes | Richard Heene
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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