Whether or not you enjoyed the 2000 Christian Bale adaptation of the Bret Easton Ellis novel American Psycho, or if you thought it was just "OK," or even if you've never seen it but understand the…   Read Story »

If you look up "what kids want" in the dictionary app on the iPad there's a CGI hologram of Woody the Woodpecker.   Read Story »

Eddie Murphy is on the cover of this month's Rolling Stone in light of the runaway success of the forward-thinking payment plan in which you can pay 60 dollars to watch Tower Heist in your home…   Read Story »

This is just what life is. A wheel of garbage. And we all know that the worst place to be on the wheel of garbage is at the top, because from there you can only descend. It can only get worse. Though…   Read Story »

It almost makes you sick to your stomach to think that it's been nearly 30 years since Hollywood remade Scarface the first time. What have they been doing since then? Making totally different movies…   Read Story »

Do you guys ever get worried that Hollywood will suddenly start generating new material and that not every single movie will be some gently reheated nostalgic throwback property from yesteryear…   Read Story »

PBS has announced that it is developing an animated spin-off series based on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Presumably Mr. Rogers will be a CGI young wizard and King Friday will be a werewolf voiced by…   Read Story »

It turns out that OUR generation's Dallas is just more Dallas.   Read Story »

The question I pose to you is this: can you think of a worse idea?   Read Story »

Didn't we all agree that 300 kind of sucked? I was pretty sure that we all agreed that 300 kind of sucked. I know for sure that everyone agreed that Clash of the Titans sucked, and if memory serves,…   Read Story »