Vic Mizzy is not even in the ground yet, so he will have to save up those grave rolls, but Richard Heene commissioned theme songs for his reality TV show ideas!!! They are hilarious and awful. He even plays bass... CONTINUE READING RICHARD HEENE'S PSYIENCE DETECTIVE THEME SONG»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in Bonus Features
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Tags: Assholes | Balloons | Falcon Heene | Hoaxes | Reality TV | Richard Heene | Theme Music | Yikes
This is a "real" Craigslist posting. Which is to say it is really on Craigslist. The content of the post is obviously fake. Well, that was awful. Oh wait, it goes on (and on, and on):... CONTINUE READING CRAIGSLIST + REALITY TV + MISOGYNY = VIRAL MARKETING FOR YOUR SHITTY BAND?»
Posted on May 20, 2009 in Ad Wizards, Viral Marketing
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Tags: Craigslist | Fag Hag | Reality TV
Man, isn't reality TV crazy, you guys? It's like, what's next? I heard in college that people were really voyeuristic. Someone should really make a low budget thriller starring Eva Mendes about it. I'm so glad that we're still dealing... CONTINUE READING LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAD 4,000 DOLLARS AND A VIDEO HUT MEMBERSHIP»
Posted on July 16, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Eva Mendes | Live! | Reality TV
Could the clowns on The Real Housewives of New York get any less glamorous? Every week it's like a competition to see which of these harridans will fall just that much shorter of her power-tripping status goals. I will tell... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BROOKLYN ARE BECOMING PAINFUL CARICATURES OF FAILED GREED»
Posted on April 4, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Closeted Homosexuals | FAIL | Reality TV | The Real Housewives Of New York City
Every reality show has its share of mentally questionable contestants, but not always for the same reason. On VH1's Rock of Love, the girls compete to see who can act more like an emotionally stunted 14-year-old already budding with the... CONTINUE READING ROCK OF LOVE 2: I LIKE A MAN IN UNIFORM»
Posted on March 3, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Andrew W.K. | Brett Michaels | Prolonged Adolescence | Reality TV | Rock Of Love 2
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