It is a shame that someone thought it would be funny to denigrate the noble sport of horse racing by naming their horse Hoof Hearted. That is not funny, sir, it is disgusting. To think of all the respect... CONTINUE READING BREAKING FART NEWS (GET IT?): HORSE RACE EDITION»
Posted on September 1, 2009 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Fart News | Gambling | Horses | Race
The first District 9 trailer looked great. And now there is a new District 9 trailer, you guys: Oh no, why won't we let them leave? We should let them leave! But first we should buy tickets to this movie.... CONTINUE READING DISTRICT 9 CONTINUES TO LOOK DISTRICT GREAT»
Posted on July 9, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Aliens | District 9 | Mecha | Race
For years now, I've been trying to convince Hollywood to combine Cop Land, Snakes on a Plane, Training Day, "eracism" t-shirts, White Man's Burden, The 'Burbs, Rear Window, and Wilson from Home Improvement into one movie. Finally Hollywood listened. Um,... CONTINUE READING LAKEVIEW TERRACE: KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON YOU'RE RACIST»
Posted on April 14, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Barack Obama | Lakeview Terrace | Race | Samuel L. Jackson
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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