Here's some raw footage that the AP released yesterday of an inmate in a New Mexico jail "escaping through a small door leading to a plumber's chute." Supposedly. Eight inmates escaped Sunday, and five of them are still missing. Um,... CONTINUE READING LAW AND ORDER: STUPID VICTIMS UNIT»
Posted on August 29, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans, Caught On Tape, Justice (0 comments)
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Surveillance Footage
In CASTING NEWS today, it's been confirmed that Nicolas Cage will be starring in a movie called Scared Straight, which has, quite easily, the most hilarious premise for any movie ever. From the Hollywood Reporter: "Straight" follows a troubled youth... CONTINUE READING NICOLAS CAGE IS A POWERFUL DETERRENT»
Posted on August 1, 2008 in Casting Calls (3 comments)
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Prison |
Scared Straight
In celebration of the 40th anniversary of the Big Mac, because that's a thing that needs celebrating, McDonald's teamed up with MySpace to host a contest in which people who loved Big Macs can create a new Big Mac song... CONTINUE READING THIS GUY JUST FUCKING LOVES MCDONALD'S, OK?»
Posted on July 22, 2008 in WebJunk (0 comments)
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Prison
Boing Boing wrote about a news story today in which two teenagers were found guilty of playing a "fire in the hole" prank in which they pulled up to a fast food drive thru window, ordered a large soda, and... CONTINUE READING BAM MARGERA SHOULD GO TO JAIL»
Posted on June 11, 2008 in Justice (11 comments)
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Fire In The Hole |
Pranks |
Prison
The cinderblock walls were painted in a light, medicinal green. Everything was low-key, and sickly. Niko Bellic gripped the bars to his cell and stared out into the middle distance. He thought of his native Serbia. The atrocities that he... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: GRAND THEFT AUTO JAIL»
Posted on May 1, 2008 in Video Games, You Can Make It Up (2 comments)
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Grand Theft Auto IV |
Liberty City |
Niko Bellic |
Prison
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