This video should be posted everywhere. Look at that jerk. Let's all look at him. Remember during his interview with Larry King when he complained that he could do so much more good for the community than just picking... CONTINUE READING CHRIS BROWN SUFFERS IN SILENCE»
Posted on September 17, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: Assholes | Chris Brown | Community Service | Crime | Prison
A little girl in California had her lemonade stand shut down by cops. Between this and all the 7-year-olds stealing cars these days, I think it is clear: we're gonna need a smaller jail! ... CONTINUE READING ANOTHER 7-YEAR-OLD RUNS INTO TROUBLE WITH THE LAW»
Posted on August 6, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Children | Cops | Crimes | Lemonade | Prison
"Mistakes build character, and character takes you places money cain't. Jail, for example." I will tell you this: if I was sentenced to a year in jail, none of the things that I did in the weeks leading up... CONTINUE READING T.I. MAKES A MUSIC VIDEO CALLED "REMEMBER ME? I AM IN JAIL!" »
Posted on July 14, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Mary J. Blige | Prison | T.I.
Here's some raw footage that the AP released yesterday of an inmate in a New Mexico jail "escaping through a small door leading to a plumber's chute." Supposedly. Eight inmates escaped Sunday, and five of them are still missing. Um,... CONTINUE READING LAW AND ORDER: STUPID VICTIMS UNIT»
Posted on August 29, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans, Caught On Tape, Justice
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Tags: Criminals | New Mexico | Prison | Surveillance Footage
In CASTING NEWS today, it's been confirmed that Nicolas Cage will be starring in a movie called Scared Straight, which has, quite easily, the most hilarious premise for any movie ever. From the Hollywood Reporter: "Straight" follows a troubled youth... CONTINUE READING NICOLAS CAGE IS A POWERFUL DETERRENT»
Posted on August 1, 2008 in Casting Calls
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Tags: Nicolas Cage | Prison | Scared Straight
In celebration of the 40th anniversary of the Big Mac, because that's a thing that needs celebrating, McDonald's teamed up with MySpace to host a contest in which people who loved Big Macs can create a new Big Mac song... CONTINUE READING THIS GUY JUST FUCKING LOVES MCDONALD'S, OK?»
Posted on July 22, 2008 in WebJunk
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Tags: McDonald's | Prison
Boing Boing wrote about a news story today in which two teenagers were found guilty of playing a "fire in the hole" prank in which they pulled up to a fast food drive thru window, ordered a large soda, and... CONTINUE READING BAM MARGERA SHOULD GO TO JAIL»
Posted on June 11, 2008 in Justice
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Tags: Bam Margera | Fire In The Hole | Pranks | Prison
The cinderblock walls were painted in a light, medicinal green. Everything was low-key, and sickly. Niko Bellic gripped the bars to his cell and stared out into the middle distance. He thought of his native Serbia. The atrocities that he... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: GRAND THEFT AUTO JAIL»
Posted on May 1, 2008 in Video Games, You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Fan Fiction | Grand Theft Auto IV | Liberty City | Niko Bellic | Prison
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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