If the publishing industry were not imploding right now, I would probably walk right into Graydon Wenner's office and pitch him an idea for adding UGH Aficionado magazine to Guy Snoozehouse's illustrious line of Condor Nash publications. "I've already got... CONTINUE READING NSFW: A PORNOGRAPHER WANTS TO MAKE A JAYCEE DUGARD MOVIE, BECAUSE OF COURSE HE DOES»
Posted on November 18, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Assholes | Boo! | Jaycee Dugard | Nightmares | Philip Garrido | Porno | Yikes
The Spanish Cultural Ministry's Film Institute has given Saw VI an X rating and it will only be shown in porno theaters. Een Spain, porn tortures you! (I'm sure I did that joke right.)... CONTINUE READING OH SI, THERE WILL BE THE SPANISH WORD FOR BLOOD»
Posted on October 23, 2009 in
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Tags: Horror | Jigsaw | Porno | Saw VI | Spain | Tobin Bell
At this point, it's only weird if there ISN'T a porno based on your favorite TV show. 30 Rock? Yes. Seinfeld? Yes. Cosby Show? Yes. The world is still waiting on a Breaking Bad porno, and a The Wire porno,... CONTINUE READING NSFW: WOOF, A PORNO BASED ON DEXTER»
Posted on October 9, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Dexter | Dexxxter | Murder | Nikki Rhodes | Porno | Sex | Sex Crimes
The first time I ever saw porno (just kidding mom, this is a made up story about jokes) was in junior high school. It was at a sleepover at my friend Matt's house, and our other friend, Dorian, brought a... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: CALIGULA»
Posted on August 31, 2009 in
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Tags: Caligula | Gore Vidal | Helen Mirren | John Gielgud | Malcolm McDowell | NSFW | Penthouse | Peter O'Toole | Porno
High five, 30 Rock! You've got your own porno already? It took the Cosby Show 20 years to get a parodic adult feature. From the New Sensations website: New Sensations, the studio that brought you THE OFFICE - A XXX... CONTINUE READING NSFW: 30 ROCK PORNO? 30 ROCK PORNO»
Posted on August 21, 2009 in
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Tags: 30 Rock | Porno
Have you ever wanted to play a prank on a friend or loved one and thought, "You know what would be really great? An empty porno case with their face and name on it." Why did you think that? You... CONTINUE READING NSFW: YOU CAN RUIN YOUR FRIEND'S LIFE WITH FAKE PORN, KIND OF»
Posted on August 5, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Porno | Pranks
This is great. A bunch of elementary school kids in Brooklyn gathered in the auditorium to watch the Jonas Brothers movie (for education, mostly) and instead they got the Boners Brothers Movie (or some variation on the Boners Brothers). From... CONTINUE READING JONAS BROTHERS SEX BOMB!»
Posted on June 15, 2009
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Tags: Children | Jonas Brothers | Porno | Sex
A porno based on a popular social networking micro-blogging software? Sure. Because it just makes sense. From AVN Business (via TheDailyWhat): "We threw the first-ever 'PornStar TweetUp' with PornoDan at Blue Moon Nights last month -- while there someone asked... CONTINUE READING NSFW: OF COURSE THERE IS GOING 2 BE A TWITTER-BASED PORNO»
Posted on April 29, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Porno | Twitter
An adult entertainment company claims that it is offering Britain's gotter of talent, Susan Boyle, 1,000,000 dollars (or 5 Euros. Do people still make that joke? It's 2007, right?) to star in her own porno. Sure. From susanboylexxx.com (via Jossip):... CONTINUE READING SUSAN BOYLE WILL NOT BE STARRING IN A PORNO»
Posted on April 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Britain's Got Talent | Les Miserables | Porno | Susan Boyle
First of all, let me just preface this whole thing by saying Videogum is not a website for porno creeps, so if you are a porno creep then get out of here. Go to pornomonster.fart. That being said, a tipster... CONTINUE READING NSFW: THAT'S RIGHT, A PORNO BASED ON THE COSBY SHOW»
Posted on March 26, 2009 in
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Tags: Porno | The Cosby Show
Oh man. So, you know when you're at a fancy dinner party and two of your fellow fancy dinner party guests get into an argument about something mildly unimportant, but somehow the argument turns way deeper and more intense than... CONTINUE READING NSFW: 50 CENT DEPLOYS THE ON-LINE FEUD NUCLEAR OPTION»
Posted on March 13, 2009 in ,
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Tags: 50 Cent | Bitter Moon | Kanye West | Officer Ricky | Pimpin Curly | Porno | Rick Ross
A Chinese pornographer is planning on making the world's first 3D erotic film. From the AP: HONG KONG (AFP) - A Hong Kong filmmaker aims to lure audiences back to the cinema with what what he says is the world's... CONTINUE READING THE WORLD'S FIRST 3D PORNOGRAPHER ALSO INVENTS THE WORLD'S THINNEST EXCUSE»
Posted on January 27, 2009 in ,
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Tags: 3D | Porno
If you live in the Atlanta area, look like Sarah Palin, and you're into adult entertainment that I suspect might turn out very humiliatingly for you, here's a job: (thanks for the tip, Sachar) REAL TALK! Take it easy though,... CONTINUE READING NSFW: NAME THE UPCOMING SARAH PALIN PORNO»
Posted on September 9, 2008 in
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Tags: Look-alikes | Porno | Sarah Palin
Apparently we should rename this site NSFWgum.com. What's up with the news today, world? Author Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club, Choke) has a new book coming out, Snuff, which Random House describes as "a full-frontal Triple X novel that goes where... CONTINUE READING NSFW: CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG BANG IS THE GRINDHOUSE OF LITERARY PROMOTIONS»
Posted on May 14, 2008 in
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Tags: Books | Cassie Wright | Chuck Palahniuk | Porno | Snuff
