An organization called Somebodysdaughter.org, in the attempt to attack pornography from the demand side, made this handy song and music video to help men remember that the exotic dancers, pinups, playmates, and internet porn ladies they can't seem to resist... CONTINUE READING "SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER": A SONG TO REMIND YOU OF WHY PORN IS BAD»
Posted on June 9, 2009 in Music Related Content
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This double-entendre-laden news clip profiles a 75-year-old man who, after the death of his 90-year-old "main rival" (presumably Mozart to his Salieri) has ascended the throne of #1 elderly porn star in Japan, even though his family doesn't know anything... CONTINUE READING MEET JAPAN'S 75-YEAR-OLD "KING OF ELDERLY PORN"»
Posted on March 17, 2009 in Local News
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Tags: Old People | Porn
But he will slit your metal, whatever that means. New York local news station PIX did a story last night on a Queens man whose license plate reads "XXX Pert," but who claims it's because of his Expert Metal Slitters... CONTINUE READING BREAKING NEWS: THIS MAN WILL NOT SELL YOU PORN»
Posted on February 17, 2009 in Local News
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I never thought I'd say this but poor Tommy Lee. His occasional helicopter pilot keeps getting in trouble and Tommy Lee is apparently the most famous person this pilot has flown, so Tommy Lee is getting dragged into everything. Actually,... CONTINUE READING PILOT JOINS THE MILE HIGH CLUB WHILE FLYING, HOPEFULLY A DARWIN AWARD IS NEXT»
Posted on February 6, 2009 in The News
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Tags: Pilots | Porn | Tommy Lee
Everything else about him is fine. He's got a decent job and he treats you well and he gets along with your family. You'd been dating a full 8 months before he decided that he felt comfortable enough around you... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: YOUTUBE BARBIE PORN VOICE ACTOR»
Posted on December 12, 2008 in NSFW, YouTube Fetishes
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There are about fifteen funny things about this Memphis local news report about "playground porn" -- basically, a young woman had herself videotaped romping naked on a suburban Memphis playground in broad daylight, announced the name and location of the... CONTINUE READING MEMPHIS PARENTS OUTRAGED BY "PLAYGROUND PORN"»
Posted on August 27, 2008 in Local News
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Tags: Playground | Porn
My experience with porn intros is basically limited to the cliche about the pizza delivery guy and multiple viewings of the movie Boogie Nights, but if you want to tell me that most opening set-ups for adult films are more... CONTINUE READING "WORST PORN INTRO EVER" IS POSSIBLY ALSO THE BEST PORN INTRO EVER»
Posted on April 28, 2008 in WebJunk
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Tags: Porn | Snakes
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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