Here it is, early August, and I'm sitting in my office staring at a computer screen like an absolute IDIOT, while these monkeys (literally, they are monkeys) are having a fucking pool party? Ooh la la, look at me with... CONTINUE READING THESE MONKEYS HAVING A POOL PARTY ARE MAKING US LOOK THE FOOL»
Posted on August 6, 2009 in Cute As Balls
(30 comments)
Tags: Monkeys | Parties | Pool | Summertime
Just when you think that he has finished been hading money, he hads some more! It's really hard to finish a game of pool with this guy! "Come on, Brian, we are trying to play pool!" I know you're not... CONTINUE READING BEEN HAD MONEY GUY KNOWS HIS AUDIENCE»
Posted on February 4, 2009 in Viral Video
(16 comments)
Tags: Been Had Money Guy | English Language | Pool | Racism | YouTube Commenters
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