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Operation Watch This: Kristen Wiig Reads Suzanne Somers's Poetry

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I really feel like this guy needs to clarify who he is talking about: Is the stupid cunt who needs to put a cock in her mouth Kristen Wiig, or the poet...  CONTINUE READING OPERATION WATCH THIS: KRISTEN WIIG READS SUZANNE SOMERS'S POETRY»

Posted on November 6, 2009 in , (29 comments)
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Oprah No Longer Being Sued For All The Money By The Mayor Of Crazy Town

The 1.2 trillion dollar lawsuit against Oprah has been dropped. The plaintiff, Damon Lloyd Goffe, will have to get back into his ice cream tree and tell all the owls there will be no Picnic this handstand. (He is crazy.)...  CONTINUE READING OPRAH NO LONGER BEING SUED FOR ALL THE MONEY BY THE MAYOR OF CRAZY TOWN»

Posted on August 13, 2009 in (6 comments)
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William Shatner Reads Sarah Palin's Farewell Speech W/ Bongos

Speaking of The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, here is William Shatner on last night's episode reading Sarah Palin's farewell speech as poetry/Priceline commercial: You know that this is something the Internet would have done on its own if it...  CONTINUE READING WILLIAM SHATNER READS SARAH PALIN'S FAREWELL SPEECH W/ BONGOS»

Posted on July 28, 2009 in , (12 comments)
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Videogum PSA: Please Don't Take Your Shirt Off And Recite Poetry On YouTube

A tipster sent this in yesterday. It's a shirtless man reciting a poem very passionately on YouTube. I feel like a dick for posting it, knowing that there have been plenty of times in my life where I've both written...  CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM PSA: PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF AND RECITE POETRY ON YOUTUBE»

Posted on January 22, 2009 in , , (10 comments)
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