Guys, you know what? It's Thursday. It's springtime. We live in the Second Greatest Country on Earth after Ibiza. Let's enjoy it! Pizza Pizza Daddy-O! (Via RatsOff!)   Read Story »

GIFS GIFS GIFS GIFSGIFSGIFS GIFS GIFS GIFSGIFSGIFS! This thing but then type in "GIFs." That's how we're feeling right now. Hahah, actually, that doesn't really work if you type in "GIFs." It doesn't…   Read Story »

Do you like pizza? Do you hate doing literally anything because everything is a chore and life is garbage? WELL: Of course it's only available in Dubai and only able to be used with this…   Read Story »

The Travel channel is premiering a new reality show about a guy who gives bus tours of pizzas in Brooklyn. Don't fuhgettaboutit!   Read Story »

Hooray, the 2012 Academy Awards! All of our life's work culminating in this one moment! The most beautiful night in the whole world! A chance for the stars to really SHINE! "WHO ARE YOU WEARING?"…   Read Story »

It's hard to believe that just a few short months ago the town was divided into two teams, and this rag tag gang of rough and tumble players didn't look like they'd be able to win a single game, much…   Read Story »

Another week come and gone, another State of the Union address addressed and forgotten, another Sundance missed, another Academy Award nominees announced and boring, another mayor racist and…   Read Story »

Well, ok, sure, you sound great. You have a wonderful singing voice. Thank you for sharing your talent with us, it's really a blessing, but -- not to be rude, certainly -- but...who's making the…   Read Story »

My god, remember the Virgin Diaries kiss from a few days ago? That was just the best. I still don't fully believe it, to be honest -- how COULD I? -- but I want to believe it. And I do love it. So…   Read Story »

On the one hand, this game looks great. It's got everything. Pizza. Puzzles. Bonus points. Manager reviews? And it's not without precedent. I remember quite clearly that when I was a child in the…   Read Story »