You are so happy with Verne, your terrifying child bride, that you built a time machine so that you could go back in time and KILL HITLER fall in love all over again. Get it? Time machine? Because…   Read Story »

Seriously Woody Allen? I'm sure it's all fist-bumps at the playground over that one. It's weird how many seemingly non-creeps have signed this thing that only a creep would sign. Where Joe Francis…   Read Story »

Date: April 13, 2008 Time: 8PM Location: MSNBC Source: thinkprogress.org Description: Guest host, clearly aware of the meaning behind the TWSS, delivers a 2:40 minute story in which the TWSS is…   Read Story »

In Florida (of course) this week, your boyfriend was arrested for putting a camera in his shoe and sticking it under the changing room door of a surf shop to capture ladies trying on…   Read Story »