I'm still not entirely convinced that your boyfriend is even real. In some ways (in lots of ways) he seems like a pitch-perfect parody of a would-be Perez Hilton by some Improv 201 UCB graduate. He jumped over a... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: MICAH JESSE»
Posted on November 9, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Blogs | Celebrity Bloggers | Micah Jesse | Perez Hilton
I tried to avoid watching this because I was pre-bored of the latest Perez Hilton thing before it even happened, but Kelly Clarkson did this interview this morning with some predatory radio station DJ doing that thing where they try... CONTINUE READING KELLY CLARKSON IS THE HERO OF THE WORLD»
Posted on June 23, 2009 in Feuds, Music Related Content
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Tags: Fergie | Kelly Clarkson | Perez Hilton | Will.i.am
Life gave the National Organization for Marriage lemons in the form of a monumentally stupid Miss USA contestant who spoke out in ignorant support of their bigoted cause, so they made lemonade: this new commercial, which uses the whole brouhaha,... CONTINUE READING MISS CALIFORNIA AND PEREZ HILTON STAR IN THE NEW NOM COMMERCIAL»
Posted on April 30, 2009 in Commercials, Politics
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Tags: Gay Marriage | NOM | Perez Hilton | Political Ads
A very stupid young lady by the name of Miss California ruffled judge Perez Hilton's feathers at the Miss USA Pageant this weekend with her nonsensical answer to a question about gay marriage (as opposed to "opposite marriage.") Seeing Perez's... CONTINUE READING PEREZ HILTON IS ANGRY»
Posted on April 20, 2009 in Contests
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Tags: Gay Marriage | Miss California | Miss USA | Perez Hilton | Ryan Seacrest
The Gap just released a bunch of get-out-the-vote ads with the leftover celebrities rejected from all the other get-out-the-vote ads (and Norman Lear, who is great.) I guess they thought Perez Hilton's natural repulsiveness would be tamped down if he... CONTINUE READING IF NOBODY VOTES, IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS PEREZ HILTON AD»
Posted on October 3, 2008 in Politics
(6 comments)
Tags: Bill Maher | Perez Hilton | The Gap
Here we have the trailer for the direct-to-DVD movie starring Perez Hilton, Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild. I understand that it's supposed to be a campy "spoof" like Epic Movie and Disaster Movie. I get that. But what does... CONTINUE READING HUH: THAT PEREZ HILTON MOVIE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE AN OSCAR CONTENDER»
Posted on August 11, 2008 in Really Bad Movies, Trailer
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Tags: Another Gay Sequel | Perez Hilton
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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