Cop 1: So I says to the guy, 'If you don't get your hands on the wheel where I can see 'em, you won't have any hands.' Because I was going to shoot the guy's hands. I mean, I wasn't really going to…   Read Story »

I've never seen any Harry Potter movies or read any Harry Potter books, but I do have the same innate curiosity about the private parts of famous people as anyone else in the world, probably even…   Read Story »

What could possibly explain this children's inflatable slide? Is this even a type of slide, without the urethra at the bottom? Someone needs to go out there and interview the people who made and…   Read Story »

Since April 2008, Videogum has been the internet's #1 source for grainy pictures of the crotch area of the thespian known as Jason Segel. So last night, when an email came in to tips@videogum.com…   Read Story »

This is not a drill or a fake-out or a joke. After being broken for nearly a week, the internet is once again working, and a reader named Alicia (you're our favorite, Alicia) has responded to my…   Read Story »

Yesterday I asked for screengrabs of Jason Segel's full-frontal scenes from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. But nobody sent one, so I had to set up these Google alerts: "Jason Segel's Penis" "Jason…   Read Story »