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George Lopez Is A Pee-Pee Head

As you know, George Lopez is getting his own 10PM talk show on TBS this fall, because apparently 2009 is the year that TV finally tries to kill 10PM once and for all. Between this and The Jay Leno Show,...  CONTINUE READING GEORGE LOPEZ IS A PEE-PEE HEAD»

Posted on October 27, 2009 in , (33 comments)
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Oprah Pees For 10 Minutes

This is the Internet. What are you going to do? Stop the Internet? No. You are not going to stop the Internet. I only made it halfway through this*, but don't worry! I paused it and I'll finish it over...  CONTINUE READING OPRAH PEES FOR 10 MINUTES»

Posted on October 9, 2009 in (33 comments)
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Kids Have Euphemisms For Peeping And Pooping The Darndest Things

Oh babies. With their malleable approach to language and their fixation on the minute bodily functions that govern their day-to-day lives. Of course, within the blink of history's eye, these little angels will be sitting on a ratted out...  CONTINUE READING KIDS HAVE EUPHEMISMS FOR PEEPING AND POOPING THE DARNDEST THINGS»

Posted on September 10, 2009 in (24 comments)
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Jaime Pressly May Or May Not Be The New Hugh Jackman

Ever since X-Men Origins: Wolverine became the highest grossing movie of all time (surprising! also not true!) in May, Hugh Jackman has earned himself a much needed vacation. He is with his family somewhere, peeing his board shorts on a...  CONTINUE READING JAIME PRESSLY MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE NEW HUGH JACKMAN»

Posted on August 12, 2009 in , (39 comments)
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Gene Simmons, The World's Most Dignified Man

Advertising Executive 1: Gene, baby, we've got to get the word out on the streets about the new season of your reality show, and we've got some ideas. Gene Simmons: Hit me. Advertising Executive 2: A urinal cake. With...  CONTINUE READING GENE SIMMONS, THE WORLD'S MOST DIGNIFIED MAN»

Posted on June 16, 2009 in (35 comments)
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"Do You Need To Go Pee-Pee?"

The UK has these new hilarious commercials for a gentle laundry soap meant for babies (of all things) in which a grown-up dude responds appropriately with weird looks when his middle-aged mother treats him like a baby in a variety...  CONTINUE READING "DO YOU NEED TO GO PEE-PEE?"»

Posted on June 10, 2009 in (15 comments)
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Mexico Will Not Receive Visit From Hugh Jackman's Damp, Pee-Soaked Pants

It appears that Hugh Jackman's darkly stained pants saturated with his own urine will not pay a visit to Mexican fans this week. He has canceled the Mexico wet-leg of his international peemotional tour for Wolverine: Origins due to...  CONTINUE READING MEXICO WILL NOT RECEIVE VISIT FROM HUGH JACKMAN'S DAMP, PEE-SOAKED PANTS»

Posted on April 28, 2009 in (15 comments)
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Hugh Jackman Pukes His Pants

Oh man. As we all know, Hugh Jackman pees his pants on a regular basis. Every film that he is in has a line item in the budget for "dry pants" and that line item is in the millions of...  CONTINUE READING HUGH JACKMAN PUKES HIS PANTS»

Posted on April 24, 2009 in (24 comments)
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If Anything, Hugh Jackman Has Got Too Much Milk

The type is a little hard to read here, so I've transcribed it: Pee Marks the Spot My power to regenerate might be top secret but my ability to pee my pants is simple. Milk has protein to help...  CONTINUE READING IF ANYTHING, HUGH JACKMAN HAS GOT TOO MUCH MILK»

Posted on April 16, 2009 in (14 comments)
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5 People Who Would Be Better Hosts Of The Academy Awards Than Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackman is going to host the 81st Annual Academy Awards? What? Doesn't the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences realize that this man PEES HIS PANTS ALL THE TIME? This is actually just weird. Why him? Was Dax...  CONTINUE READING 5 PEOPLE WHO WOULD BE BETTER HOSTS OF THE ACADEMY AWARDS THAN HUGH JACKMAN»

Posted on December 12, 2008 in , (15 comments)
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You Can Make It Up: Hugh Jackman Pees His Pants

New York City. For a young boy growing up in Australia it was like the mythical city of Oz. So far away and unattainable as to be unimaginable. But as Hugh Jackman's towncar turned down Broadway on the way to...  CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: HUGH JACKMAN PEES HIS PANTS»

Posted on November 13, 2008 in (9 comments)
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Hugh Jackman Peed His Pants

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M 47 YEARS OLD AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ALL DAY. HE'S A GROWN MAN. From IMDB: Hugh Jackman was left red faced during a stage stint as Gaston in Beauty + The Beast...  CONTINUE READING HUGH JACKMAN PEED HIS PANTS»

Posted on November 13, 2008 in , (6 comments)
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Michael Phelps Pees In The Pool

In this preview of Jimmy Kimmel's Emmy special, Jimmy uses his Barbara Walters-esque interview skills to coax a secret out of Michael Phelps heretofore only speculated about on Yahoo! Answers: he does, in fact, pee in the pool: (Also, Jimmy...  CONTINUE READING MICHAEL PHELPS PEES IN THE POOL»

Posted on September 19, 2008 in (1 comments)
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