Have you ever had something taken away that you didn't even know was yours to begin with? It's a strange feeling. There's loss and remorse, but loss and remorse over what? Loss and remorse over what might have been! That's... CONTINUE READING OH, AMERICAN IDOL ARCADE GAME, WE HARDLY/NEVER KNEW YOU»
Posted on October 8, 2009 in
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Tags: American Idol | Kara DioGuardi | Karaoke | Paula Abdul | Randy Jackson | Simon Cowell
As you may have heard, Ellen Degeneres, America's sweetheart, made a pretty big announcement on her show yesterday: Whoops. That isn't it. Don't get me wrong, Ellen Degeneres playing mother nature in some stupid movie is really exciting (not really... CONTINUE READING ELLEN DEGENERES'S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT»
Posted on September 10, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: American Idol | Ellen Degeneres | Paula Abdul
Finding herself with an increased amount of spare time to fill, and having run out of walls to blankly stare at, Paul Abdul figured she should get out of the house. It had been a long summer, what with starring... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: PAULA ABDUL ATTENDS THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS»
Posted on August 6, 2009 in
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Tags: Paula Abdul | The Gathering Of The Juggalos
Paula Abdul, whoever that is, is leaving American Idol, whatever that is. Just kidding. I know who Paula Abdul is. She's the lady who popped out of the ink well on Scat Cat's song. And I've heard of American Idol.... CONTINUE READING PAULA ABDUL LEAVES AMERICAN IDOL IN TYPICALLY POOR FASHION»
Posted on August 5, 2009 in
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Tags: American Idol | Girl Talk | Goodbyes | Paula Abdul | Twitter
gabe: i cannot believe that adam lambert lost American Idol gabe: since he is the person that i have arbitrarily decided to have been rooting for lindsay: adam lambert did not get as many votes as my person, "Kris Allen."... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: TWO PEOPLE WHO DON'T WATCH AMERICAN IDOL FIGHT ABOUT AMERICAN IDOL AGAIN»
Posted on May 22, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Adam Lambert | American Idol | Kris Allen | Paula Abdul | Randy Jackson | Simon Cowell
Earlier this week, it was reported that Paula Abdul admitted in an upcoming interview in Ladies' Home Journal to a 12-year-long addiction to prescription painkillers, as well as a brief stint last fall/winter in a rehab center in Carisbad, California,... CONTINUE READING PAULA ABDUL IS JUST A STRAIGHT UP NOW LIAR»
Posted on May 8, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Ladies' Home Journal | Painkillers | Paula Abdul
Paula Abdul does a fucking ton of drugs. We know that. But now we really know it, because she's admitting it. From People: "I could have killed myself," Abdul, 46, tells Ladies' Home Journal in its June issue. "Withdrawal -... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: PAULA ABDUL IS ADDICTED TO DRUGS»
Posted on May 6, 2009 in
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Tags: American Idol | Drugs | Paula Abdul
The sack of russet potatoes sat on a chair. Paula Abdul smiled flirtatiously and tipped her head to the side to make it look like she was thinking. Her lipgloss sparkled in the light, and it tasted like bubble gum.... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: PAULA ABDUL'S INTERVIEW WITH A SACK OF RUSSET POTATOES»
Posted on April 30, 2009 in
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Tags: Drugs | Paula Abdul | Potatoes
There's a story in the New York Post this morning about Paula Abdul's run-in with Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno. Apparently, she was interviewed for the movie, and I will give you zero guesses as to whether or not she figured... CONTINUE READING PAULA ABDUL OFFICIALLY THE LOWEST HANGING FRUIT»
Posted on April 30, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Bruno | Girl Talk | Idiocracy | Paula Abdul | Sacha Baron Cohen
Well, everyone's favorite show, American Idol, is about to become everyone's favorite outmoded novelty product. From the AP: "Idol" production company FremantleMedia and trading card publisher Upper Deck are launching a new line of trading cards featuring images of past... CONTINUE READING AMERICAN IDOL TO LAUNCH LINE OF UNWANTED ANTIQUATED GARBAGE»
Posted on March 17, 2009 in
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Tags: American Idol | Paula Abdul | Randy Jackson | Ryan Seacrest | Simon Cowell | The Other Idol Judge?
So, there was some "hilarity" this week when American Idol decided to create a top 13 of finalists rather than the customary top 12. SOME RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN. The thing is, the 1-800 numbers for people (people... CONTINUE READING OH PHEW, THE AMERICAN IDOL NON-EMERGENCY IS OVER»
Posted on March 10, 2009 in ,
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Tags: American Idol | Paula Abdul | Randy Jackson | Ryan Seacrest | Simon Cowell | The Other Idol Judge?
A tipster who watches American Idol alerted us to George Ramirez, the bearded, earnest (or is he?), honest American Idol contestant from Tuesday's show. The show was clearly trying to paint George as an odd nerd who didn't belong there,... CONTINUE READING GEORGE THE PHYSICS MAJOR HUMILIATES THE AMERICAN IDOL JUDGES»
Posted on January 29, 2009 in ,
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Tags: American Idol | George Ramirez | Paula Abdul | Randy Jackson | Simon Cowell
All day, the gossip has been unfolding about the woman found dead in her car outside of Paula Abdul's house last night of an apparent suicide. As more and more details have made into the press, the sadder and sadder... CONTINUE READING AMERICAN IDOL IS A MURDERER»
Posted on November 12, 2008 in ,
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Tags: American Idol | Paula Abdul | Paula Goodspeed | Randy Jackson | Simon Cowell | Vampire Weekend
BREAKING NEWS today on the American Idol front. They're adding a fourth judge! NEW YORK - Scoot over, Simon Cowell. "American Idol" is adding a fourth critic to its panel of judges. Grammy-nominated songwriter Kara DioGuardi will sit alongside Cowell,... CONTINUE READING KARA DIOGUARDI JOINING AMERICAN IDOL AS FIRST NON-ADDLED FEMALE JUDGE»
Posted on August 25, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: American Idol | Kara DioGuardi | Paula Abdul | Randy Jackson | Simon Cowell
gabe: did you watch the american idol finale? lindsay: No gabe: me neither lindsay: who won? gabe: david cook. lindsay: boo! archuleta should have won! gabe: no way, david cook totally deserved to win gabe: did you hear him sing?... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHO SHOULD HAVE WON AMERICAN IDOL ACCORDING TO TWO PEOPLE WHO DON'T WATCH IT»
Posted on May 23, 2008 in
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Tags: American Idol | David Archuleta | David Cook | Paula Abdul | Randy Jackson | Simon Cowell
OK! I'm sorry, America! You were right! I should be watching American Idol! I still won't, but this clip is great. Everyone is amazed this morning that Paula would critique two songs when the contestants only sang one, thereby indicating... CONTINUE READING DUH: PAULA ABDUL LOVES MEDICINE»
Posted on April 30, 2008 in
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Tags: American Idol | Big-Pharma | Paula Abdul
I think we all agree that the current crop of reality television (which, on that note, it's the most dominant form of programming that's ever existed, when are we just going to call it television?) is sub-par. It's all Who... CONTINUE READING PAUL ABDUL GRADULATE!»
Posted on April 28, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Hey Paula | Paula Abdul | Petition
Have you ever wondered what things were really like on the set of American Idol? Me neither. I'm sorry, but Kelly Clarkson nailed it in the first season, and everything since then has just been biding time until we're all... CONTINUE READING DUH: AMERICAN IDOL IS CAREFULLY ORGANIZED»
Posted on April 22, 2008 in ,
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Tags: American Idol | Kelly Clarkson | Paula Abdul | Randy Jackson | Simon Cowell
The last time I watched American Idol, Kelly Clarkson was named the winner and she sang "Wind Beneath My Wings" or something and there was a lot of confetti. It was just before America gained its independence. What a heady... CONTINUE READING AMERICAN IDOL: THE BEST SEASON YET?»
Posted on April 9, 2008 in
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Tags: American Idol | Justin Guarini | Kelly Clarkson | Paula Abdul | Randy Jackson | Simon Cowell | Soul Patrol
