For the second week in a row, the DVD release of Paul Blart: Mall Cop remains on the top of the sales AND rental charts. America is to Paul Blart: Mall Cop DVDs as Kirstie Alley is to root beer... CONTINUE READING WHO'S BUYING ALL THIS PAUL BLART: MALL COP?»
Posted on June 4, 2009 in DVD
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Tags: Idiocracy | Kevin James | Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Well, congratulations, America. You did it. Kevin James is going to be in everything now. Christmas in February! But first he's going to be in this thing. From Variety: Kevin James, fresh from "Paul Blart: Mall Cop," will star in... CONTINUE READING EXCLUSIVE: OFFICIAL POSTER FOR PAUL BLART 2: ZOO COP»
Posted on February 13, 2009 in Movie Posters
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Tags: Kevin James | Paul Blart 2: Zoo Cop | Paul Blart: Mall Cop
The trailer looks kind of cheesy (Liam Neeson explaining his "skills" to the kidnappers) but SOMETHING has to unseat Paul Blart: Mall Cop this weekend, so why not Taken? It's gotta be better than Renee Zellweger's Chilled In Miami New... CONTINUE READING MAYBE TAKEN WILL TAKE DOWN PAUL BLART THIS WEEKEND»
Posted on January 28, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Liam Neeson | Maggie Grace | Paul Blart: Mall Cop | Taken
Dear You Guys, When Paul Blart: Mall Cop was the top-grossing film in the country on its opening weekend, I didn't say anything. It happens. There was no word-of-mouth to speak of, maybe you didn't know. And it's January. People... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE»
Posted on January 26, 2009 in An Open Letter
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Tags: Kevin James | Paul Blart: Mall Cop
In his last weeks in office, George W. Bush's approval rating has risen slightly, to 34 percent. As you can tell from Rotten Tomatoes' completely scientific and therefore 100% accurate analysis of the American movie going public, this makes... CONTINUE READING PAUL BLART: MALL COP SLIGHTLY LESS POPULAR THAN GEORGE W. BUSH»
Posted on January 16, 2009 in What America Wants
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Tags: Busta Rhymes | George W. Bush | Kevin James | Paul Blart: Mall Cop
We haven't gotten any Citizen Marketing submissions in awhile. I think it's because Poster Boy and the Poster Alteration Art Flickr Group kind of cornered the market. But those guys are all getting too far up their own Banksys if... CONTINUE READING GIVING KEVIN JAMES THE MALL COP POSTER HE DESERVES»
Posted on December 9, 2008 in Movie Posters
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Tags: Banksy | Girl Talk | Kevin James | Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Kevin James has a new movie coming out called Paul Blart: Mall Cop. It's about a big fat guy who is so lame and he's so fat and lame that all he can be is a mall cop because aren't... CONTINUE READING AT WHAT POINT DO WE JUST PUT KEVIN JAMES IN JAIL?»
Posted on October 3, 2008 in Backlashes, Trailer
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Tags: Kevin James | Paul Blart: Mall Cop
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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