Here is a special Christmas song featuring many of your favorite comedians, recorded in what looks like your divorced dad's brand new one-room apartment. You get your own room!... CONTINUE READING DO THEY LOL IT'S CHRISTMAS? »
Posted on November 16, 2009
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Tags: Christmas | Cracked Out | Patton Oswalt | Paul F. Tompkins | Paul Scheer | Rob Huebel | Tig Notaro | Weird Al Yankovic
Big Fan trailer, you guys: There's a lot of defensiveness among Professional Entertainers about being "kept in a box." These guys are always complaining about it. "It's so hard to do something different." "Everyone wants to keep you within the... CONTINUE READING PATTON OSWALT'S BIG FAN LOOKS BIG GREAT!»
Posted on July 7, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Big Fan | Kevin Corrigan | Patton Oswalt | Robert Siegel
Patton Oswalt was a surprise-ish guest on Friday's Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien, where Conan joked about losing his job after Patton said that audience applause for his recent new baby was "technically for his balls." Patton also did a... Tonight Show'">CONTINUE READING PATTON OSWALT BECOMES THE FIRST GUEST TO SAY "BALLS" ON CONAN'S TONIGHT SHOW»
Posted on June 8, 2009 in Interviews, Late Night, Stand Up Comedy
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Louis C.K. | Patton Oswalt | The Matrix | The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien
Noted Jason Statham fan and the best comedian Patton Oswalt wrote a funny and touching blog post last night, explaining why he wasn't part of the Crank 2: High Voltage comedian twitter party last Thursday. He was having a baby... CONTINUE READING PATTON OSWALT'S NEW BABY VS CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE»
Posted on April 23, 2009 in Stand Up Comedy
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Tags: Babies | Crank 2 | Jason Statham | Patton Oswalt
It's been a few episodes since I've hate-watched The United States Of Tara, so I missed last night's show, when Nate Corddry's character, Gene the restaurant manager, sent the daughter, Kate, a video of himself reciting an original poem. A... CONTINUE READING NATE CORDDRY DOES BAD SPOKEN WORD»
Posted on March 9, 2009 in Soap Operas
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Tags: Jon Corbett | Nate Corddry | Patton Oswalt | The United States Of Tara | Toni Collette
In a blog post that started out as a defense of Watchmen, America's Best Comedian (tied with Louis C.K.) Patton Oswalt launched into a detailed description of every show we should be watching on TV right now. No, Patton makes... CONTINUE READING PATTON OSWALT WANTS US TO EMBRACE LIFE AND WATCH TV»
Posted on March 9, 2009 in Love-Watching, Stand Up Comedy
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Tags: Eastbound And Down | Friday Night Lights | Patton Oswalt | The United States Of Tara | Watchmen
New Patton Oswalt video on Funny Or Die! Patton is women's college poet E. Hamish Plumbrick, and he begs Obama to reconsider him for the position of poet laureate. It's Patton Oswalt, it's new, and it's funny: "Her nipples, like... CONTINUE READING PATTON OSWALT, POET LAUREATE»
Posted on February 23, 2009 in Viral Video
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Tags: of Montreal | Patton Oswalt
This is pretty much for comedy nerds, but Patton has been holed up writing for what seems like years and it's good to see him on a screen again. This video was made for last night's Comedy Death Ray, an... CONTINUE READING PATTON OSWALT PROBABLY DID NOT SLEEP WELL LAST NIGHT»
Posted on February 18, 2009 in Sketch Comedy, Stand Up Comedy
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Tags: Barack Obama | Patton Oswalt
This was the central conflict of this week's episode of The United States Of Tara: Tara thinks her husband Max is more attracted to her alters than he is to her. This is treated with the appropriate ridicule by Max's... CONTINUE READING THE UNITED STATES OF TARA: EAT, PAINT, FUCK»
Posted on February 2, 2009 in Prime Time Soap Operas
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Tags: Diablo Cody | John Corbett | Nate Corddry | Patton Oswalt | The United States Of Tara | Toni Collette | Yo La Tengo
Episode two of The United States Of Tara, the completely ridiculous new Showtime series, was, compared to the outrageously annoying pilot, not that bad. In fact, except for all the parts that revolved around Tara's multiple personalities, it was kind... CONTINUE READING THE UNITED STATES OF TARA NEEDS TO HAVE ITS MOUTH WASHED OUT WITH MAKING-SENSE SOAP»
Posted on January 26, 2009 in Prime Time Soap Operas
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Tags: John Corbett | Patton Oswalt | The United States Of Tara | Toni Collette
There's no trailer yet, but Firstshowing.net has some revealing photos from Big Fan, the movie written and directed by The Onion's Robert Siegel and starring Patton Oswalt that comedy fans are very much anticipating. It's weird to see Patton looking... CONTINUE READING PATTON OSWALT IS A SERIOUS ACTOR IN BIG FAN»
Posted on December 22, 2008
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Tags: Big Fan | Patton Oswalt | Robert Siegel
Patton Oswalt makes his case for why Punisher: War Zone is one of the most transgressive and thoroughly enjoyable movies he's seen all year. Interesting! Bear in mind that Patton Oswalt is a hundred-thousandaire for whom 11-dollar bills are toilet... CONTINUE READING PUNISHER: WAR ZONE IS PATTON OSWALT'S BOYFRIEND»
Posted on December 17, 2008 in Everyone's A Critic
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Tags: Bonnaroo | Patton Oswalt | Punisher: War Zone
Coke vs Pepsi. Mac vs PC. Claritin vs Zyrtec. And now...KFC's Original Bowls vs Popeye's Big Easy Chicken Bowl, $3.49 worth of random ingredients thrown together to get us through these tough economic times. Patton Oswalt is going to have... CONTINUE READING POPEYES TO KFC: "THERE'S A NEW SADNESS BOWL ON THE BLOCK."»
Posted on November 10, 2008 in Commercials
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Tags: Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt will be liveblogging the election coverage tonight for Comedy Central's Indecision 2008 site. Patton is bound to come up with some unique Pattonisms to describe the action, but let's pray he doesn't have to break out "A failure... CONTINUE READING LET PATTON OSWALT BE YOUR DAN RATHER»
Posted on November 4, 2008 in Politics
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Tags: Election 2008 | Patton Oswalt
At long last, Patton Oswalt's "missing scene" from his script for Die Hard. We think we speak for everyone when we say "finally."... CONTINUE READING DIE HARD WITH A FUNGEANCE (SORRY)»
Posted on October 14, 2008 in WebJunk
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Tags: Die Hard | Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt was on Conan last night being consistently hilarious and telling Conan about how he scares Trick or Treaters in Ratatouille costumes with an invitation to "Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement: You won't wear a shirt and you'll cry":... CONTINUE READING PATTON OSWALT HARVESTS WEED FOR HALLOWEEN»
Posted on September 23, 2008 in Late Night
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Patton Oswalt | Ratatouille
In this clip from the new season of Reno 911! (via CC Insider), best comedian ever Patton Oswalt guest-stars as a film snob who, after getting hit by a car, spends what could be his final moments arguing with Dangle... CONTINUE READING PATTON OSWALT IS A FILM SNOB TO THE DEATH»
Posted on April 29, 2008 in Sitcoms
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Tags: Ben Garant | M. Night Shyamalan | Patton Oswalt | Reno 911! | Tom Lennon
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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