Jesus Christ. Are we entering the Autumn of Death now? Is this going to be forever? Goodbye, Patrick Swayze. You're in heaven now, keeping the angels out of the corner.... CONTINUE READING HEAVEN JUST GOT A LITTLE MORE PATRICK SWAYZE»
Posted on September 15, 2009 in Death
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Tags: Patrick Swayze
(Speaking of dance movies.) That's right, you heard me, the Dirty Dancing remake. Right now, the news of this really good idea is only coming from Production Weekly, whatever that is, and through its Twitter account no less (via ComingSoon.net).... CONTINUE READING WHO SHOULD PLAY BABY AND JOHNNY CASTLE IN THE DIRTY DANCING REMAKE?»
Posted on August 19, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, Remakes And Spinoffs
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Tags: Boo! | Dirty Dancing | Jennifer Gray | Nostalgia | of Montreal | Patrick Swayze
This is an emergency drop-everything-and-watch alert: The Swayze Dance Method: So was there a time when you could open up the yellow pages and find a Patsy Swayze Dance Method studio and learn how to dirty dance just in time... CONTINUE READING FACT: PATRICK SWAYZE'S MOM TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DIRTY DANCE»
Posted on February 11, 2009 in Video Skeletons
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Tags: Dancing | Dirty Dancing | Patrick Swayze
S. Darko, a sequel to the kinda good but overrated 2001 cult movie Donnie Darko starts filming next week, without the participation of original writer/director Richard Kelly. And fans are overreacting accordingly with a useless petition to stop production. The... CONTINUE READING WHY CAN'T THE DONNIE DARKO SEQUEL BE ABOUT PATRICK SWAYZE? OR SMURFS?»
Posted on May 9, 2008 in Sequels
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Tags: Donnie Darko | Patrick Swayze | S. Darko | Smurfs
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