All you should know before watching the trailer for Tiptoes is that it's an ACTUAL MOVIE from 2003 and not some fake trailer from Tropic Thunder, and that it stars Kate Beckinsale, Matthew McConaughey...and Gary Oldman in "the role of... CONTINUE READING HOLY SHIT, TIPTOES!»
Posted on April 28, 2009 in Really Bad Movies, Trailer
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Tags: Gary Oldman | Kate Beckinsale | Matthew McConaughey | Patricia Arquette | Peter Dinklage | Tiptoes
A tipster (okay, Gabe) sent this discussion of cleanses between Brolin and Vedder because of my (this is Lindsay) obsession with cleanse jokes on TV comedies, but I think what we'll all come away with is Brolin's description of licking... CONTINUE READING JOSH BROLIN AND EDDIE VEDDER TALK ABOUT CLEANSES, ARMPIT LICKING»
Posted on October 15, 2008 in Gross
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Tags: Cleanse | Coachella | Eddie Vedder | Flirting With Disaster | Josh Brolin | Patricia Arquette | The Master Cleanse
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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