[Dramatization] Friend 1: Want to come over later? Friend 2: I don't know. Why? Friend 1: That is kind of a weird way to answer that question. I guess because we are friends, and we like to hang out, and... CONTINUE READING PARTY! PIZZA PARTY! VIDEO PIZZA PARTY!»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in WTF, YouTube?
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Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Friendship | Parties | Pizza | Video Pizza
Here it is, early August, and I'm sitting in my office staring at a computer screen like an absolute IDIOT, while these monkeys (literally, they are monkeys) are having a fucking pool party? Ooh la la, look at me with... CONTINUE READING THESE MONKEYS HAVING A POOL PARTY ARE MAKING US LOOK THE FOOL»
Posted on August 6, 2009 in Cute As Balls
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Tags: Monkeys | Parties | Pool | Summertime
At first I thought this couldn't be real, but apparently, it is: before there was Kidz Bop, the mysterious 1980's produced a party record of musak versions of lame, silly songs to get your extremely lame party started. Remember the... CONTINUE READING PARTY PARTY: THE DANCE PARTY ALBUM OF NIGHTMARES»
Posted on May 20, 2009 in Commercials, Music Related Content
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Tags: Kidz Bop | Parties | Party Party
The funniest thing about this "princess party" instructional video is the narrator-guy's laugh. Also, Gwendolyn the fairy seems kind of tipsy, and when she opens the door of wishes and dreams, what appears doesn't not look like a vagina: Gwendolyn... CONTINUE READING GWENDOLYN THE DRUNK FAIRY WILL THROW YOU THE PRINCESS PARTY OF YOUR DREAMS»
Posted on May 15, 2009 in Instructional Videos, Video Skeletons
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Tags: Kids | Parties | Princess | Vampire Weekend
The latest from the garage-sale unlabeled-VHS-watching kings everythingisterrible, a video about becoming a "party" hostess who makes her guests buy the ugliest overpriced "art" and figurines, is scary in a whole new way: it doesn't actually seem like it was... CONTINUE READING MAKE YOUR FRIENDS COME OVER AND BUY UGLY CRAP FOR A LIVING»
Posted on April 6, 2009 in Video Skeletons
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Tags: Parties
That is hilarious. (It is a little hard to read, I know. Larger version here.) There have to be other movies you can reverse-yuck-em-up like this. That is the game. Like, if you watch Pretty Woman backwards, it's about... CONTINUE READING BEST NEW PARTY GAME»
Posted on February 20, 2009 in Best New Party Game
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Tags: Best New Party Game | Jaws | Parties
Sure, people have been getting laid off in the tens of thousands, having their homes foreclosed on, their 401ks wiped away by an oscillating stock market. But up until now we'd assumed that Hollywood parties were going to be unaffected.... CONTINUE READING THIS RECESSION SHIT JUST GOT REAL»
Posted on November 14, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Economic Crisis | Hollywood | Parties
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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