EXT. ROOFTOP - DAY The cops are closing in on Jason Statham, who is shirtless and wearing nothing but black trousers and well-polished shoes. He is standing at the edge of the roof, ready to jump, but the cops already... CONTINUE READING THIS DUDE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO BE IN A SHITTY ACTION MOVIE SOON»
Posted on April 22, 2009 in Sports
(17 comments)
Tags: BMX | Future | Parkour
Did Nike bump its head or something? Because they could have made this ad with any celebrity. Angela Bassett for example. That woman from Spanglish who looks like Penelope Cruz but is not Penelope Cruz. It's not like Taylor... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: TAYLOR MOMSEN CANNOT DO PARKOUR»
Posted on January 13, 2009 in Viral Marketing
(8 comments)
Tags: Flavor Flav | Gossip Girl | Nike | Parkour | Richard Branson | Taylor Momsen
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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