Oh boy. If nothing else, at least Carl's Jr. kept the whole thing tasteful and classy. Wouldn't you agree, hot chicks? Sure. This is your chance to join the illustrious ranks of Paris Hilton and Audrina Patridge*. LIVING THE DREAM!... CONTINUE READING YOU COULD BE THE NEXT SPOKESPERSON FOR CARL'S JR., OR YOU COULD KEEP YOUR SELF-RESPECT»
Posted on June 29, 2009 in
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Carl's Jr. | Hamburgers | Hardee's | Padma Lakshmi | Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton, a paragon of class, taste, and good decision making skills, has confirmed that she was the original target for the Eminem-Bruno prank at the MTV Movie Awards but she politely declined, because of how she's a lady. From... CONTINUE READING PARIS HILTON WANTS CREDIT FOR ALMOST HAVING BUT NOT HAVING BALLS IN HER FACE (THIS TIME)»
Posted on June 12, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Bruno | Eminem | Idiocracy | MTV Movie Awards | Paris Hilton | Sacha Baron Cohen
Paris Hilton thinks that The Hills is "lame" and "fake," two things about which she is an EXPERT (Zings Are Blind). From US Weekly: Paris Hilton says her beau Doug Reinhardt won't be appearing on MTV's The Hills again. "The... CONTINUE READING PARIS HILTON IS PROFESSOR THE HILLS OVER HERE»
Posted on May 28, 2009 in
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Tags: Doug Reinhardt | Paris Hilton | Paris Hilton's | The Hills
The trailer for Paris, Not France, the 68-minute documentary that followed Paris Hilton around the world in a quest to try to make her seem interesting hit the internet this weekend. The movie has been criticized for not being no-holds-barred... CONTINUE READING PARIS HILTON, LIKE, HAS FEELINGS TOO, OR WHATEVER»
Posted on May 18, 2009 in
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Tags: Paris Hilton | Paris Not France
Paris Hilton has taped a show for MTV called Paris Hilton's My New BFF that hasn't even aired yet and she's already going over to England to film a British version, because that is how friendship works. "Everyone knows I... CONTINUE READING 5 THINGS I WOULD RATHER BE BEST FRIENDS WITH THAN PARIS HILTON»
Posted on August 20, 2008 in
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Tags: Coachella | Paris Hilton
I made one more sweep of the apartment to make sure everything was as it should be. The ice cube trays in the freezer were full. There was beer and rosé chilling in the fridge. On the candle-lit table, I'd... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: ME AND MY BEST FRIEND, PARIS HILTON, TALK POLITICS»
Posted on August 7, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | John McCain | Paris Hilton | Tila Tequila
So Adam McKay called up Paris Hilton after John McCain used her as an example of a dumb celebrity in his ad and was like "Hey come do a video for our website, we will write the words and you'll... CONTINUE READING NOW WE KNOW: PARIS HILTON CAN PROBABLY READ»
Posted on August 6, 2008 in
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Tags: Academy Awards | Adam McKay | Angelina Jolie | Paris Hilton
Everyone is making fun of Paris Hilton's upcoming movie musical Repo! The Genetic Opera, but from this clip it just looks like every musical ever, except The Sound Of Music. This clip is more than watchable for the part where... CONTINUE READING PARIS HILTON'S NEW MOVIE MUSICAL CAN'T BE WORSE THAN RENT»
Posted on July 29, 2008
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Tags: Beaches | Bette Midler | Paris Hilton | Repo! The Genetic Opera
lindsay: this is going to be a short fight gabe: ZING lindsay: tmz described it as like childbirth in reverse lindsay: so I'm never having kids now gabe: tmz is an asshole gabe: i don't know that many blogs that... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: VERNE TROYER SEX TAPE, HOT OR NOT?»
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Tags: Fred Durst | Gene Simmons | Paris Hilton | Sex Tapes | Verne Troyer
Paris Hilton was on Letterman last night. He's definitely raked her over hotter coals than these, but there's still no hiding the thick strain (Thick Strain is the name of my sludge-metal band) of disdain going through his soft asides... CONTINUE READING "THE SUBTLE ART OF THE SUBTEXTUAL INTERVIEW," OR "LOOK, HUMAN GARBAGE"»
Posted on May 9, 2008 in ,
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Tags: David Letterman | Paris Hilton
Have you heard of this Josie chick on Farmer Wants A Wife? She's the one from the preview who said she fights for men the way they do in the Middle East. On last night's show, she suggested that if... CONTINUE READING FARMER WANTS A WIFE: JOSIE THINKS SHE'S PARIS HILTON»
Posted on May 1, 2008 in
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Tags: Farmer Wants A Wife | Josie | Paris Hilton
lindsay: So, hi, I have an idea for a reality show and it's really good. gabe: take it easy gabe: what is your show? lindsay: "Stamos Says What?" gabe: what? lindsay: That's the name gabe: what is it? lindsay: A... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: THE FUTURE OF REALITY TELEVISION»
Posted on April 18, 2008 in
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Tags: Danny Bonaduce | Donald Trump | Jerry O'Connell | John Stamos | Paris Hilton | Rebecca Romjin
