The Paradise Hotel 2 finale last night was nuts. If season finales are intended to encapsulate not only the dramatic arc of a season, but also the spirit of the show at its very best, then this episode did not... CONTINUE READING PARADISE HOTEL 2 FINALE: A NIGHT OF A THOUSAND TWISTS»
Posted on May 20, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: LOLZ | Paradise Hotel 2 | Twists
On last night's Paradise Hotel 2, Ryan and Tidisha (aka The Drunk and The Black) were given the power to chose which of the other remaining couples would go home. SPOILER ALERT: this clip shows who they pick. Haha. I... CONTINUE READING PARADISE HOTEL 2: IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING, KICK IT OFF THE ISLAND»
Posted on May 13, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Nullus | Paradise Hotel 2
On last night's episode of Paradise Hotel 2, we got a rare glimpse of Zach and Stephanie just being themselves. Wow. How many of us have had this exact fight about how the night before your partner was totally willing... CONTINUE READING PARADISE HOTEL 2: ZACH AND STEPHANIE DON'T MAKE A PORNO»
Posted on May 6, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Love | Paradise Hotel 2
It is good to see that as print media falls into Whoops Ocean, there will still be a resource for self-improvement. At least if the way you want to improve yourself is to become more and more of a manipulative,... CONTINUE READING SPENCER IS NOT THE ONLY PRAT»
Posted on April 29, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Modern Misogyny | Paradise Hotel 2 | Spencer Pratt
It's hard to explain to someone who's never watched Paradise Hotel 2 why it's such a great show (it is the worst show). The main reason is that the rules always change. You can picture the producers sitting in a... CONTINUE READING THE FIRST RULE OF PARADISE HOTEL CLUB IS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND PARADISE HOTEL CLUB»
Posted on April 22, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Amanda Byram | Paradise Hotel 2 | WTF?
This week's Paradise Hotel 2 brought a surprising blast from the past when Paradise Hotel 1 contestant Zach returned to "paradise": Oh man, I remember Zach so well as, I'm sure, do the other four people who watched the original... CONTINUE READING SOMEONE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT STILL TRYING DESPERATELY TO STAY ON A SHOW YOU DON'T WATCH»
Posted on April 15, 2008
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Tags: Paradise Hotel 1 | Paradise Hotel 2
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who watches Paradise Hotel 2, but it's not my fault that you guys are bad at priorities and watching great stuff. Just kidding. Paradise Hotel 2 is the worst show. You know how... CONTINUE READING PARADISE HOTEL 2: THE CUDDLE CONTROVERSY»
Posted on April 8, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Alcohol | Hooking Up | Paradise Hotel 2 | Suicidal Ideation | Third Tier Reality Stars
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