Roger Ebert, who is the best, will be on Oprah this afternoon, which I am sure we will all leave work to watch if we haven't called in sick already. But this preview clip in which he demonstrates his…   Read Story »

Oprah's show today was filmed on a set made entirely out of chocolate. The magic of television! These guys loved it. When they saw the set they were like, "that's reasonable!" Details about this…   Read Story »

Well, America, it all comes down to this. Who will walk off the field victorious? Will it be some stupid CGI e-Trade baby, or, like, a pair of tits with Go Daddy written on them in ketchup or…   Read Story »

In the aftermath of the NBC late night melt-down that resulted in Conan O'Brien being forced out of The Tonight Show, Jay Leno has begun his whistlestop tour of image rehabilitation. First stop,…   Read Story »

So, as you probably know by now, Oprah has announced that she is leaving her talk show after next season. This morning, she made it official with an on-air announcement in which she explained the…   Read Story »

Look, let's be real for once. Regardless of who you voted for in the last election--John McCain or that TERRORIST--or which political party you believe has the best ideas to lead our country through…   Read Story »

Nikki Finke is reporting today that Oprah will continue to be on TV but on a different station than she has been on TV for a long time. WHOA, STOP THE PRESSES VICKI VALE! In other stunning…   Read Story »

I know that the philosopher Christopher George Latore Wallace once wrote, "mo money, mo problems," but I think that he got it wrong. It's more like, "mo money, mo ridiculous lawsuits that really…   Read Story »

This is the Internet. What are you going to do? Stop the Internet? No. You are not going to stop the Internet. I only made it halfway through this*, but don't worry! I paused it and I'll finish it…   Read Story »

No matter how bad things get in one's life, there is always the held-out hope that they will eventually get better. We all dutifully push our own shopping cart through the falling ash as we carry our…   Read Story »