Remember One Week? The most highly-anticipated movie about Joshua Jackson wearing a pre-distressed leather jacket by a lake with his thumbs tucked casually into his pockets like he didn't just buy that motorcycle out of trite existential panic at his... CONTINUE READING ONE WEEK IS A GAY RETARD»
Posted on April 3, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic
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If I only had ONE WEEK left to live, I would go to Wilson's Leather and buy a pre-worn motorcycle jacket, because there simply wouldn't be enough time to break one in myself. Then I would get on a rented... CONTINUE READING ONE WEEK POSTER VYING TO BE THE MARCH COVER OF DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE»
Posted on March 4, 2009 in Movie Posters
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Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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