No time 2 catch up w/ Bones. 2 buzy SEXTing.... CONTINUE READING PEOPLE WHO WATCH TV ARE GRANDMAS AND GRANDPAS»
Posted on August 28, 2009 in Science
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Tags: Demographics | Old People | Sexting
If I had a friend who was feeling under the weather today, this is what I would send them (it's by the guy who "just loves 30 Rock" from last month): This guy needs an agent! JK, I'm sure this... CONTINUE READING "THE CREEPY OLD MAN" SINGS "PRETTY WOMAN"»
Posted on April 21, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: 30 Rock | Old People | Pretty Woman | The Creepy Old Man
It's already official that middle-aged-to-older men are the next big thing on YouTube, so here's another: this guy has a bunch of videos of himself smoking different cigars and pipes while wearing different outfits. They're oddly mesmerizing: The glove is... CONTINUE READING OLD MAN SMOKES PIPES ON YOUTUBE WHILE BEING PLEASED AS PUNCH WITH HIMSELF»
Posted on March 18, 2009 in Vlogging, WTF, YouTube?
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Tags: Cigars | Old People | Pipes
This double-entendre-laden news clip profiles a 75-year-old man who, after the death of his 90-year-old "main rival" (presumably Mozart to his Salieri) has ascended the throne of #1 elderly porn star in Japan, even though his family doesn't know anything... CONTINUE READING MEET JAPAN'S 75-YEAR-OLD "KING OF ELDERLY PORN"»
Posted on March 17, 2009 in Local News
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Tags: Old People | Porn
From the "I don't know why this is news but I'm glad" wire service comes this amusing teachable moment about a little old lady whose "Adult Tap Dancing" sign has drawn in perverts to her door expecting lap dances, but... CONTINUE READING WHATEVER GRANDMA, YOU TOTALLY TAP DANCE NUDE»
Posted on March 12, 2009 in Local News
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Tags: Grandmas | Old Age | Old People | Tap Dancing
The trailer for The Way We Get By, a documentary premiering at SXSW about three elderly people who have made it their mission to greet every returning soldier at the airport in Bangor, Maine. Kleenex up!: Awwww! There is nothing... CONTINUE READING WHO WANTS TO CRY?»
Posted on March 4, 2009 in Documentaries
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Tags: Old People | The Way We Get By | War In Iraq
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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