Really, Marilyn Manson? Still? Bill Clinton isn't President anymore, dude. We came really close to actual Armageddon a couple of times since we last heard from you, and it was scary and had nothing to do with adolescent angst. And... CONTINUE READING UH OH, DID NO ONE TELL MARILYN MANSON THAT IT ISN'T 1996 ANYMORE?»
Posted on May 15, 2009 in
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Tags: Marilyn Manson | Old Age | Vampire Weekend
From the "I don't know why this is news but I'm glad" wire service comes this amusing teachable moment about a little old lady whose "Adult Tap Dancing" sign has drawn in perverts to her door expecting lap dances, but... CONTINUE READING WHATEVER GRANDMA, YOU TOTALLY TAP DANCE NUDE»
Posted on March 12, 2009 in
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Tags: Grandmas | Old Age | Old People | Tap Dancing
Date: March 2nd Time: 11AM Location: The View Coffee Table Source: BuzzFeed.com Description: In a segment on how incredibly old she is, Host (Barbara Walters) provides the TWSS by accidentally referring to MySpace as MyFace. Co-Host (Joy Behar) acknowledges TWSS... CONTINUE READING THE TWSS ARCHIVES: THE VIEW'S MYFACE MOMENT»
Posted on March 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Barbara Walters | Internet 1.0 | Joy Behar | Old Age | The View
My friend told me about some thing he read about how STDs are running rampant among older baby boomers in those huge retirement villages in Florida, because the old people are all living together in one (Melrose-ish) place and they... CONTINUE READING OLD PEOPLE ARE STILL HAVING (UNSAFE) SEX»
Posted on February 19, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Old Age | Safe Sex
(via HolyTaco) Next time you feel like complaining about old people because they are racist or smell like a hospital or for the simple fact that they instill in you a deep seated fear of your own mortality, remember... CONTINUE READING OLD WOMAN LIP SYNCHING TO A MEOW MIX COMMERCIAL FTW»
Posted on November 19, 2008 in
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Tags: Meow Mix | Old Age
This is cute and all, and the one lady pictured totally reminds me of an older Beth Grant, but I get a weird feeling that the conductor-guy is forcing them to do this against their will. This seems like an... CONTINUE READING OLD PEOPLE CAPTURED, FORCED TO SING RAP MUSIC»
Posted on November 14, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Hip Hop | Old Age
We're all pretty well-versed in the fakeries of reality TV at this point. We know that's not the Bachelor's real house. And no one is fooled by New York's hair/inflatable body. That being said, every once in awhile something happens... CONTINUE READING WELL, THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN: STEP IT UP AND DANCE»
Posted on April 10, 2008 in
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Tags: Old Age | Spice Girls | Step It Up And Dance
